Caption This
April 22nd, 2009 by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton, in her new set of ads for Guess by Marciano. (More pics from the shoot in the thumbnails.)
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Are you sure those aren’t old? The one where shes holding the stuffed animal looks really familiar.
I agree. Some of those pics are old, not new for the campaign..
For the picture with her chihuahua:
“What’s that smell?”.
Can your pussy do the dog?
“I have a dog blocking my pussy!”
two of those ads are definately not new. they are up on my wall, among many others, out of an old magazine.
You’re right. The ones with the chihuahua are new, the others are older ads for Guess.
You have pictures of Paris Hilton on your wall? Interesting….
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2½: The Smell of Fear
Damn….LOL, almost spit up my wine and it a really good wine.
hahahahhahaah dog’s expression suits it well too
It’s called a pussy, not a puppy, Paris! Gosh, you’re even more stupid than we all thought! :-p
Those pictures are not new but…
I’m happy
A-She finally figured out she look so ugly with those barbie hair extensions.
B-She has DEFIANTLY gotten her eye fixed.
Nice muff, er mutt.
She has DEFIANTLY gotten her eye fixed?
Yep, everyone told her to keep it wonky, but she’s a rebel….
Ah sorry I meant since the Guess Ads. You know when Paris was cool and only had one sex tape.
Um I see where you’re going with this….
defiant |di?f??nt|
adjective
showing defiance : she was in a defiant mood
DERIVATIVES
defiantly |d??fa??ntli| |di?fa??ntli| adverb
ORIGIN late 16th cent.: from French défiant or directly from defiance
definitely |?def?nitl?|
adverb
without doubt (used for emphasis) : I will definitely be at the airport to meet you.
• in a definite manner; clearly : we couldn’t plan to go elsewhere until we had heard from you more definitely.
ChiWOWwa!
I def need to get that version of photo shop, it works wonders.
i dunno, but if that dog takes a wrong turn, he’s lost for sure.
Oh Beet, that first picture made may laugh hard enough to forgive you for not labeling the pictures in the Malibu Lumber Yard post. Thank you.
Well, if he wanted his ads to look like he had a cheap porn star with bad hair extensions in them…well, then mission accomplished.
Leader of the flea group: Alright that concludes our overnight stay at the Hilton Ho-tel. Everybody can file out of the dank lobby single file and board the Chihuaha-tram for a short ride over to the the de-louser.
the dog is to cover her bulging dick
“Wow, this feels better than when Doug does it…”
“I see Paris, I see France, I see….no wait….noooooo.
poor dog is gunna get sucked in.
Her face looks so lumpy in every picture. I’ve never seen someone with such a square jaw.
Everyone’s got it wrong…she has just given birth to that chihuahua – can’t you see the resemblance?!
Think she better get that thing cut off. It’s beginning to become an eyesore.
Dog says ” I don’t want No stinking taco” – hence the look on the poor pups face
Two things:
a) WHY DOES MY ROOM ALWAYS SMELL BAD: You meant definitely. You typed defiantly. Defiantly isn’t a word, but the root, defiant, means with an attitude or refusal to do what’s asked (sort of. it’s really very late and I think that me and only one other person got a good laff out of this.)
b) Paris looks astoundingly like Holly Madison in the first picture. I genuinely thought it was her until I read down.
c) When busting someones stones for not using proper grammer or context, please be sure to not use IM speak i.e. laff.
Better to be thought a fool than make a righteous comment on a gossip blog and remove all doubt.
…as I spell grammar wrong. Point proven. lol
Hey Professor Chomsky, “defiantly” is most definitely a word.
de·fi·ant (d-fnt)
adj.
Marked by defiance; boldly resisting.
Er, here’s the rest of it:
defiantly
A adverb
1 rebelliously, contumaciously, defiantly
in a rebellious manner; “he rejected her words rebelliously”
Geez, contumaciously. That’s a new one on me. Off to check it out. Can’t imagine using it in a sentence though…
Uh…defiantly is a word?
The look on that dog’s face is PRICELESS
Anyone else notice how pale her face is compared to her stomach and legs? Why would they do that? Either embrace the paleness or fake bake it all the way.
You put the “ho” in “ho chihuahua”…..
You put the wonky “aye” in “aye chihuahua” ?
“Oh Hef, if I dress like this will you have me as one of your girlfriends?”
Sorry paris, but ur a slutty want a be. Peace out!
slut
Lol, the dog’s facial expression is just priceless!
Paris needs to die! She locks dogs in closets. Some of you idiots like her and you should be shot along with her just for worshipping this skank!
That poor puppy stuffed into her nether-region looks like it’s about to throw up :-(
Although never a boxer, Marciano nevertheless continues the family tradition by taking pictures of things that have been beaten up.