Quotables
April 21st, 2009 by Evil Beet
“Re: 420, I don’t smoke pot anymore. I just pay a dude 50 bucks to come over, press lightly on my chest and tell me all my ideas are awesome.”
John Mayer, Twittering on April 20th.
I wonder if he decided to do this before or after he split from Jennifer Aniston. We all know she likes herself some grass.
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Okay, I don’t love John Mayer, but that was a pretty good line : )
agree.. I’m not usually a fan, but that was quite hilarious
He is a douche.
will you date me?!
He looks..doable here.
He’s still a TOTAL douche
Uh… pot would be cheaper..
How would you know? lol
sry, that was just too easy
Oh John……
Douche! I bet he laughs at his own jokes-oh wait, no, he’s too cool and witty for that. We are all so below him….
Funny for the Twitass. After his 1st CD, everything he’s done has sucked but keeps getting the critical acclaim; go figure.
LOL, he might be a douche, but that was fudging hilarious! :D