There Are Some Drugs You Can’t Un-Do, Heidi Fleiss
April 17th, 2009 by Evil Beet
I can never keep track of whether Heidi Fleiss is sober at any given time. It’s just at the point of meth-saturation where she looks completely wrecked no matter what. Lindsay Lohan, this is your future. Heidi is only 43 years old! My grandfather has better teeth, and he’s twice her age.
Heidi did some shopping in Beverly Hills on Thursday, and likely tipped off the paparazzi, although I have no idea why she’d want to be photographed the way she looks. I’d heard that she abandoned her plans for a Stud Ranch (a male brothel), so I checked her official website, and it claims that she’s still in the process of launching it. Actually, here’s what it says, exactly:
I have a fun game, guys. Let’s see if we can list ALL the spelling and punctuation errors in these four small paragraphs. Go.
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I’m not going to read it twice, but OPPERTUNITY just jumped out at me.
An oppertunity that will be WONDERFULL.
Also, if Dina Lohan and Amy Winehouse were to mate, I am certain their spawn would look like Heidi.
Wonderful should only have one L.
I personally enjoyed “americas”, lol. What a mess!
I counted 10. Plus the phrase “leap in to boundaries” makes no sense, even if it were “into.”
That’s what I was thinking! LOL
“Leap into boundaries” makes me think of a cartoon character getting catapulted into a wall…with a splat…
The second sentence in the first paragraph could use some punctuation. I’m not saying it has to be correct, but at least try to throw a comma or a PERIOD in there somewhere!
And, “oppertunity”? “Wonderfull”? Really?? But you spelled “entrepreneurial” correctly?
i watched a documentary on HBO about her and her brothel. she didn’t quite abandon the idea as much as she was flat out refused a license. she’s living in a messy redneck house and was obsessed with her dying neighbor’s parrots, and of course continuing to pursue her brothel. she’s quite odd.
Prostitution is legal in some parts of Nevada??
…Doesn’t everyone in the entire world know that?
yes. but they arent hiring.
From top to bottom:
world’s
America’s
into (boundaries)
(women).
opportunity
wonderful
(women) from (all over the world)
(come) and (enjoy)
(far and wide), (though,)
Heidi first will need to
catalog (catalogue is correct in British English)
(hunks), so
better without the “then” before “just down below”
(is a link called) “applications”.
I agree with CJ – “leap [into] boundaries that will catapult her”? Nice!
Drugs are punishing her ass, for real.
I’ve been out of school for a while,
but shouldn’t “america” start with a capital “A”?
world’s, America’s, into, “period,” opportunity, wonderful, and. Go Heidi! Remember, you can never go wrong with lots of blondies..yum..
I’m just trying to get over the fact that the world entrepreneurial is spelled correctly and the rest is a train wreck.
She looks like she’s been rode hard and put up wet.
beet – i’ve seen photos of your grandpa sam, and he looks waaaay better than heidi fleiss! and also? would it kill this crazy eyed bitch to put on some lipstick or brush her hair?
Does anyone have a link to the app? I want to investigate it!
I want to feed her a carrot… she looks like a mule.
Haha! She lives in Puhrump, which is near Vegas and I ran in to her at the 99 cent store…and yeah..she was cracked out to hell & back…she was a train wreck that I could not stop watching….I just followed her around the store as she frantically grabbed everything she could and through it into her cart….then she drove away in a mini-van with some Mexican dude and a baby. Surreal!
Haha, seriously? Puhrump? That’s hilarious and bizarre. I mean, everything–not just the fact that she lives in a place called Pahrump, which is kind of extremely humorous in and of itself, but the whole story.
She bought a house there and also a peice of land for that whole Stud Ranch idea, but she ended up scrapping it and is now looking after her deceased neighbor’s rare and rescued birds. There is a documentary somewhere on youtube which pretty much explains everything.
She is just nasty.
I doubt they would grant a license to someone with a rap-sheet like hers.
She got a license a long time ago and bought some land, but it turns out she decided not to go through with the Stud Ranch thing, there is a documentary on youtube about it, I recommend you watch it. Instead of working on the stud ranch idea she decided to look after her deceased neighbor’s rare and rescued birds.
There was actually a documentary on her and that whole Stud Ranch thing (which you can see on youtube, I think it came out last year?). It turns out she actually threw out that idea and is looking after her neighbor’s very rare birds. I recommend you watch it, it is quite interesting.
She’s a crazy bird lady! She has like 13 Macaws in a two bedroom trailer! Oh and she collects rocks. Not to mention…she owns a laundromat called “Dirty Laundry”. As for the stud ranch…she has yet to get her shit together to apply for the license. I mean when a person does Meth they tend to have a hard time gettin their shit together.
In person though…I did think that she could be homeless. Her clothes and shoes were dirty and her hair and face were a mess. She did however, bag all her own groceries…and with a quickness!
If there ever was a real black book with celebrity names you would have to think she would have sold it by now. After all, this is one person who really needs the money. No book, no money, no life: what a complete joke on society. Poor Tom Sizemore, he was really hooked.
Fleiss is so stupid she actually thinks that the press is being nice to her.
What a fool, she is so stoned she does not even know that she is being set up a the joke of the world. If I looked like that I would live in a rat hole in the desert too.
I heard that Hugh Hefner offered her 1 dollar to pose nude for Playboy.com. But he took the offer off the table when he was told
that it would cost tens of thousands for the airbrushing.
I heard that Hugh Hefner offered her 1 dollar to pose nude for Playboy.com. But he took the offer off the table when he was told
that it would cost tens of thousands for the airbrushing.
Are you kidding, PLAYBOY does not AIRBRUSH anymore they have not budget for that. Have you seen their internet site, Heidi would work well there.
According to the 2008 HBO documentary she’s doing fine financially (two bestselling books, a $5 million deal for movie rights, and she sold her Beverly Hills home before moving to Nevada). It just looks like she’s falling apart personally.
She’s clearly not dumb. In fact, she was apparently the Los Angeles Chess champion for her age group for two years when she was 12.