Teenage Girls Still Rule the World
April 17th, 2009 by Evil BeetThere are six tracks from the new Hannah Montana soundtrack on the Billboard 100 this week.
Most of you have already heard “The Climb,” which is leading the HM pack at #8 on the charts, but the runner-up track is “Hoedown Throwdown,” and you’re less likely to have heard it if you don’t spend a lot of time around a 12-year-old. I heard it for the first time about a week ago. I wanted to Hoedown Throwup, if you get my drift, and so I’m totally forcing it on all of you. It’s above. If I were really cruel, I’d set it to auto-play, but I still have a little bit of kindness left in my evil heart.
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i hate, hate, hate that i just listened to the entire song.
oh my god. i did not need that this early in the morning. i sounds like some 80’s work out tape.
OMG that was awful!!! YUCK … (and I’m a closet MC music fan!)
What the freak r u talkin’ bout? what the heck? that song is awesome!!!!!!!{u must have some bad taste,ppeyes,anonymous, and tiffany!} idiots peace out!
There’s a little dance that goes along with it – similiar to that cha-cha slide thing – and it actually is quite cute with the little ones.
(I teach kindergarten, I’m not just a tool).
I’m a nanny and I hear the song on a daily basis and for some reason I never get sick of it. Yet.
It’s very cute in the movie–you have to see the movie to understand.
Something like that.
am i the only person who, upon hearing “hoedown throwdown” thinks of the shamwow guy beating up a stripper in a hotel room? she really needs to invest in better writers for these songs
hah, i wish i had your mind.
i hate this song
but if you go look on youtube for the video it makes some sense… i just watched the video with no sound its was funny, miley looks like an idiot
love it.
this is the kind of shit they play at like 7th and 8th grade dances, like the electric slide or cotton-eyed joe. Except this is stupid. well I guess I am bias… this will never replace the electric slide! lol
oh. my. god.
*bang*
that was me shooting my brains out…thanks ever so much.
Miley your sexy!!
Miley your sexy!!
Miley your sexy!!
Piss off!! Piss off!! Piss off!!
what the fucking fuck was that song?!?! 0_o
I got through a whole 39 seconds of that song and turned it off. And I have BOTH of the Hannah Montana CDs and Miley’s album “Breakout.” BARF.
your sick how could u put stuff like that lil girls go and look and then they see nasty stuff like that……..yourahoe.