Love It Or Hate It?
April 16th, 2009 by Wendie
Hey, guys. I have to go see my dermatologist this morning so he can do horrible, terrible and terrifying procedures to me. If I survive the ordeal, and I don’t harbor high hopes that I will, I’ll be back later for more bonding.
Until then, I expect that you will assist me in ascertaining what, specifically, is wrong with the ensemble Sophia Bush wore last night to the A|X watches launch party. Should a woman just never have an ocean wave extending across the broadest part of her body? Are the shoes just a tad bit too S&M? Is there some unevenness going on in the chesticles area? Help unravel the mystery.
Side note to spellchecker: “Chesticles” is so a word.
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That is an awful, wonkifying dress. Everything looks a bit seasick.
I have a very similar dress (in fact it’s only different because it’s got a strap over the right shoulder), but I wear it with black skinnies and it looks muuuuuuuuuuch better.
It’s not that unsightly of a dress. It’s more unsightly that she tried to fit inside one that appears to be too small for her.
Emphasis on the wrong places? Check.
Everything you noted is accurate. Plus, with that crooked wave thing going on, it only enhances her wonky boobs.
I think it would’ve looked better if the blue part was black and the black part blue. But anyways, Beet if you read this, please hear my cry and spill out all the detals about Nicole richie’s behaviour. I’m getting tired of her and Perez Hilton trying to convince “us” is she has truly changed…it’s annoying.
I think what makes her look even more awkward is that she’s standing completely straight, arms at her sides, like she’s standing at attention. If she had posed a little differently it wouldn’t look quite so…severe.
Is it possible the dress has just ridden up to an awkward spot or is this the way the dress is made?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen Lindsay Lohan in that dress.. Looks better on Lohan
LOPSIDED CHICHAS.
Looks trashy.
Beyond trashy…plus, she doesn´t have the figure to wear it.
I know what dress reminds me of!!! The skanky dress from Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman!!, you know, the mini tight blue skirt I think.
Oh…oh dear God….oh dear God, NO.
There is nothing wrong with that outfit. And if you have something to say about it….. leave me a comment. {if u dare…}
It looks like a swimsuit.
that outfit looks bad on her. I dared.
I think it looks bad. It doesn’t compliment her body shape at all.
fire the stylist
um, is it just me but i thought that was audrina from the hills. lmao dam i need something else to drink besides water!!!
Hate it. It’s at least one size too small and it’s a blouse – not a dress. Plus… I think she may actually be wearing it upside down.
Chesticles according to the Urban Dictionary:
Noun: Female breasts.
1. The female form of testicles. Also known as tits, boobies, honkers, cans, cannons, jugs, melons, fun bags or gazongers.
2. The organ which females think with; the equivalent of a male’s penis.
3. A woman’s second face.
A woman’s SECOND FACE?
just ugh..
lol, and we think with them? hardly.
It would look better if she was sitting down or in motion. Trust me, it makes sense.
http://eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp?id=12216351
I own the dress, and it looks a lot..well, beter when you aren’t as..Curvy as her.
Honestly it looks better on her than it does on the model.
“as…curvy as her”? what are you implying here? i embarrassingly enough watch one tree hill and she actually has a great body, calling it curvy is even a stretch if we refer to people like Beyonce and J.Lo as “curvy”. she’s pretty petite. this was just an unflattering dress and i’d venture to say it would be on 99% of women. congrats if youre in the 1%
ewwww gross!
It’s not actually that bad just too tight and the shoes are DREADFUL
http://www.icyfashion.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/1c347_awangdress.jpg
this dress looks good on everyone.. IMO.. =)
i like it.
She looks amazing here, and pretty much always does.
This dress may be unflattering but she’s still hot.