Well That Didn’t Take Long
April 15th, 2009 by Wendie
I don’t want to hear any more about how the paparazzi are so reviled. Believe me when I tell you this: celebrities use the media to send messages, further agendas and curry public favor all the time.
One day after his divorce announcement, Mel Gibson was seen on a Costa Rican beach (pictures here) with a “mysterious blond.” Why are these mistress blonds always called “mysterious?” The only mystery to me is how any self-respecting woman could fuck a guy who owns orange crocs.
Anyway, here is the happy couple (?) frolicking and scampering on the shore and trust me, Mel Gibson didn’t win an Academy Award for directing by accident. He clearly means for this scene to appear the way it does-he isn’t concerned at all, he’s feeling carefree, and his new friend is totally worth a half-billion dollars.
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That is OBVIOUSLY his sister. Duh.
He is so freaking creepy!
I know, what the hell.
It doesn’t look like they’re “together” to me.
God, he looks like Salvador Dali!
I was leaning toward Lord Liquorish form Candy Land… but Salvador Dali works, too.
Thanks for solving the mystery! Definitely Salador Dali. I saw Mel’s pic and it was driving me crazy. Vincent Price-ish, but Dali for sure…
I was thinking more an evil, racist captain hook, with yellow (read: my liver is dying from all that booze) eyes.
I first thought of Ian McShane from Deadwood when I saw this pic…
I was thinking he looks like he’s working on a movie about the kentucky fried chicken guy’s rise to stardom.
nobody uses the paparazzi like britney uses the paparazzi. zowie.
Man, he used to be so good looking and mentally stable back in the day… lol. Now hes transformed into Colonel Sanders long lost twin with an side of crazy…
MEL GIBSON IS THE DEVIL…..AND HIS BEARD DAGGER PROVES IT