Comments on: Jessica Alba’s Ass Is A Gift

By: barebas

barebas — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 13:19:58 +0000

oh my ass.. that nice

By: dickspitz

dickspitz — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 03:28:24 +0000

Looks like a big, gaping butthole just above her actual big, gaping butthole. When did she get this tat? All you need now Jess is a tat of a cock on your butt cheek, then you’ll have the nastiest tramp stamps in Hollywood! …Slut!

By: Fartface 2.0

Fartface 2.0 — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:24:39 +0000

Funniest. Post. EVER.

By: Mina

Mina — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 16:15:52 +0000

That’s what I said to my husband on our second date. Luckily he didn’t hear and now I’m a beliver ;-)

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:12:45 +0000

Oh man, classiest tattoo EVER. Up there with the monkey-asshole-as-your-belly-button motif.

By: hT

hT — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 22:49:55 +0000

LMAO!

By: lolly

lolly — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:30:52 +0000

he’s just telling you that. then he’ll have an “oops” moment.

By: DarkEmpress

DarkEmpress — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:58:14 +0000

I am actually impressed. I would never believe Jessica Alba would ever get a tattoo like that. Lets see what happens with her career now. She’s always going on about how she doesnt want to be seen as a sex symbol. Good luck with that now.

By: quirkygirlkitten

quirkygirlkitten — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:55:03 +0000

that tattoo just makes her bum look dirty.

By: abq_emt

abq_emt — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:36:10 +0000

Exactly! That’s why mine is a custom piece – and I was so pissed to see the same effect used on Scarlett Jo’s sun tattoo (the one on her forearm). I had it first, bitch. Mine is a tattoo of the square from the periodic table for the element Neon, lit up on a neon old-time billboard over a New Mexico sunrise.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:22:58 +0000

TMI!

By: Dizz

Dizz — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:12:42 +0000

I don’t get the crapola tattoo. So you have more money than almost everybody, but you still walk into your local tat shop and stare at flash on the wall and go “oh yeah! I want that cute bow on my ass as a tramp stamp!” If you are inclined to tat it up, do some research and get a piece of custom art that you put some thought into. It’s forever, dude.