Who’s the New Girl, Ryan?
April 14th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Ryan Seacrest landed at LAX yesterday with his new girlfriend in tow.
She’s absolutely gorgeous and I hate her already, but I have no idea who she is! Oh well. I’d rather she be sleeping with Ryan Seacrest than with my precious, precious Adam Lambert.
Can anyone ID this chica? There are some better pics of her in the thumbnails.
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Nuh-uh. Are you for real? I thought the man was as gay as the day is long!
Oh, I’ve been thinking that Ryan and I are the perfect couple since I was about 11 -I’m 16 now, ha-
He’s so damn cute :) I wanna marry him haha.
Dear Spazhatchet,
I so agree with you!
I think he is so gay.
Shit, he might be gayer than I am.
That’s a record breaker.
maybe she has a penis
Oh, that’s Hottie McHotterson.
It almost looks like Olivia Wilde from the side.
That’s what I thought!
Everyone thinks my boyfriend is supah gay, and in fact, he is to the point where he has experimented with other men (especially because he likes it up the where sun don’t shine, if you know what I mean.) But oddly enough, when it comes down to it (no pun intended), he does prefer women, especially if they have a collection of “penises” like I do! It kind of works out perfectly, actually, because I feel like I am a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.
TMI!!!!!!
Geez…..
uh.. *cough*
Her name is Jasmine. She went to highschool with me in Germantown, WI.
yeah and she was a Bitch than!!! I wouldnt give her the time of day than, now, or ever. I hope she knows Karma is a bitch!!!!