Now Is Tori Spelling Ready For An Intervention? How ‘Bout Now?

April 14th, 2009 by Wendie



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Tori Spelling might not be able to be saved from her mandible.  And if she hasn’t learned the Bright Lipstick, Neutral Eye Color (or vice versa) rule yet, it probably isn’t going to ever sink in.  But Tori Spelling is wasting away in front of our eyes.  She’s always been thin but she looks a little insane at this point.

Tori’s skeleton, her husband Dean and their children Liam and Stella all attended Tori’s Mommywood book release party last night in Bev Hills.  Also there were Lisa Rinna, Jennie Garth, Kim Kardashian and inexplicably, Bobby Trendy.

Spelling has been going through a lot of familial stress lately which could be contributing to her gaunt appearance.  Her mom Candy just released her own book, titled Candyland.  Beyond their ability to cleverly title books, it seems like this mother and daughter don’t have much in common.  According to Mama Spelling, Tori has cut Candy out of her diet life.

Of course, Whori says she loves her mom but they “simply never meshed.”

I don’t know how to tell you this Cands, but it seems like your kid just isn’t that into you.


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18 Responses to “Now Is Tori Spelling Ready For An Intervention? How ‘Bout Now?”

  1. Tabs says:

    she is looking very skinny, not so good for her big head =/

  2. quirkygirlkitten says:

    yeah, her head looks even more enormous than before. uglier than ever.

  3. XXXXX says:

    She looks like JACKO…

  4. Oxymoron says:

    I wish I was that skinny… damn she looks good. Other than her face, that is.

  5. hotmilfchocolate says:

    they have really cute kids.

    the little girl came out especially cute…she could be sunday rose’s sister, no?

    thank god for daddy’s super dna.

    im jussayin.

  6. me says:

    Tori looks like a charms blowpop, is that Napoleon Dynimite with Kim K and.. do people actually invite Bobby Trendy places? If so, why?

  7. Kater says:

    So her kids are ginger? Is Tori a natural ginger then?

  8. Sarah says:

    She has gotta have the ugliest head in the history of the world!..how is this tooth pick famous??? she was ugly in 90210 days too.

  9. Sarah says:

    She has gotta have the ugliest head in the history of the world!..how is this tooth pick famous??? she was ugly in 90210 days too.

  10. Sarah says:

    She has gotta have the ugliest head in the history of the world!..how is this tooth pick famous??? she was ugly in 90210 days too.

  11. Sophie says:

    No thinner than Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie, the former of which everyone denies and the latter everyone goes on about what a glowing pregnant woman she is.

    yup, Tori’s disgustingly thin, but i’m all for consistency here.

  12. Priscilla says:

    no matter how thin she gets, she is still FUGLY as hell.

  13. Fartface 2.0 says:

    Fat Cow.

  14. KB says:

    She needs a head shrink. AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!

  15. Coral says:

    I can’t believe they found publishers to print their books! Who the hell wants to read them?

  16. Bambi says:

    She looks slightly less ugly when fat, because her bug eyes and man-sized jaw don’t stand out quite as much in a fuller face. I can’t imagine how her husband copes with looking at that mess first thing in the morning!

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