Ashley Tisdale Is Single!
April 13th, 2009 by Evil Beet
For the millions of you out there who follow Ashley Tisdale’s love life with bated breath, you’ll be fascinated to know that she’s officially split from her boyfriend, Jared Murillo. Jared’s a part of a boy band called V Factory, which hasn’t exactly taken off the way they’d hoped, but you can listen to their music here. Trust me, you liked it better when it was called *NSYNC. (God, remember *NSYNC? Was that this decade?) Seriously that site should have a warning like, “Be advised: This content is not suitable for persons over the age of 12.” Where is the government when you need them???
Jared and Ashley met when he was a backup dancer on HSM. When will these girls learn? Also, they should have used whatever they took out of Ashley’s nose to fill this guy’s upper lip.
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what does V factory stand for? vagina factory?
I actually might be slightly interested in it if it was called vagina factory
second that
Shut the fuck up all of you.
Um, strange reaction much? FJ, meet my friend, Klonopin. You’ll be great pals..
So Jared finally realized he likes doing boys, eh?
I totally agree with you. He looks so gay. I want his number.
So does anyone else notice that the man on the very far left of the V Factory web page looks like a young Leonardo DiCaprio?
That is where my mind went.
who is ashley tisdale?
I LOVE *NSYNC still. They are the group/band/act whatever that I have this unexplainable love for, like you do for Ms. Spears. If they went on tour today I would be there in a hot second. Please go on tour! Pretty pretty please! I would revert back to my 8th grade self and start screaming and crying (yes I did start tearing up once at a concert when JC was THIS close to me on the center stage…oh good memories) and jumping up and down again. I would even try and memorize an old dance. Trust me, this is big. I don’t dance. I choose to save everyone from my horrible rhythm and watch instead of participate. Thank me later.
Also, this Vagina Factory band, their song “She Bad” that I am listening to now on their page is too awesome for words. I think it is my new anthem.
The Tizz can do no wrong in my eyes lol
ashley can have me
then she wont be single