WTF? Audrina Patridge Working with MARK BURNETT on New TV Show???

April 7th, 2009 by Evil Beet



Audrina Patridge Pictures Photos

Woah.

How did Mark Burnett — the producer extraordinaire behind shows like Survivor and The Apprentice — miss the memo that Audrina Patridge is hopelessly boring?

Because, according to Audrina, once The Hills wraps she’ll be working with Burnett on a new reality series about her life.

This is so bizarre to me. Burnett is usually a genius with this sort of stuff. Why on earth would he want to partner with Audrina, the most mundane, unexciting person on the planet? The only thing interesting about her were those crazy-ass ceiling eyes, and then she went and got a ton of plastic surgery that fixed them. I’m still scouring the Internet trying to figure out what the hell kind of plastic surgery procedure fixes ceiling eyes.

Are any of you actually interested in a show like this? Am I really just that out of touch with the youngsters?

Meanwhile, Audrina’s kick-starting her acting career, co-starring with Rumer Willis in the upcoming horror flick Sorority Row. Although, by the looks of the trailer, she spends most of the film dead or covered in a hood, which is probably where her acting talents best shine through.


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11 Responses to “WTF? Audrina Patridge Working with MARK BURNETT on New TV Show???”

  1. STFU says:

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!

  2. Norman says:

    When did Mark Burnett start producing porn?

  3. Jennifer says:

    Oh enough of these dopey reality shows already!

  4. JoeX says:

    She’s got a big head . . .

  5. marissa says:

    ugh she looks so weird now

  6. kris says:

    I think she looks amazing from the neck down. From the neck up she looks like the star cocktail waitress at a dive bar.

  7. anon says:

    old news.

  8. Kwil says:

    She looks so different now. I can’t stop staring.

  9. what says:

    No she didnt get plastic surgery except boobs to make bigger. She has lost some weight and workout, don’t forget shes a grown up woman now. Not baby face she had in season 1 and 2.

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