New Video From Eminem
April 7th, 2009 by WendieEminem is back with a video for his new release “We Made You,” and like a little vanishing freckle I have had on my hand since birth, I didn’t realize how much I missed him until he returned. Any masterpiece that mocks Jessica Alba, Bret Michaels and Lindsay Lohan is an automatic favorite of mine.
And speaking of celebrities I can’t tolerate, I am working on my Mischa Barton tribute as promised. I’m aware that Chris Brown’s case could technically still end up with a plea bargain, but I can’t have this Sword of Damocles hanging over my head for one more day. My word is my bond, so out of integrity, I will be doing this. I may be on a morphine drip whilst crafting my essay, but it will be done. I’m currently watching Mischa footage on YouTube in hopes of finding some ray of light upon which I can focus on and translate into two hundred positive and love-filled words. This is my punishment for over-confidence.
Oh, and I’m not sure that Eminem is ever really suitable for work, so consider yourself warned. Especially if your employer takes issue with mechanical Kim Kardashian asses. I’m just sayin’…
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Damn, this video is awful and tracky.. But Eminem is looking real good! He’s lost some weight and ditched the bleached hair. Real nice.
I love it !
Loving it. Missed him.
hey that was the girl from the ‘nailin palin’ video right?? lol
Pee Wee Herman! That’s what he looks like with black hair!
And enough with the pop culture rap. It’s like he’s Weird Al running an auction with his horrible voice.
This was barely funny. The celeb blogs are funnier. Terrible.
i guess he’s back, back again….
DAHH! I can’t watch because I am not in the US? Jesus H Murphy, it’s the internet!
Haha, I love the Jessica Simpson – Tony Romo football scene with the cheeseburger as the football… hilarious.
I got a real kick outta that
I wasn’t impressed with the first release from the album that I heard, but I am so back to have Eminem back . . . like my coworkers need another reason to hate me :D
and just when I was starting to like you Wendie!!! You bash Jessica Simpson and then praise a homophobic white rapper? Get your shit together Wendie!
Why does it matter that he’s white…?
I know, really! Like, I wouldn’t've been more offended even if she had had “white” in all-caps. Who cares?
Leve Wendie Alone!!!!
Eminem serves a purpose, and that is entertaining. He does it well. I love that he got the Nailin’ Palin chick for it. Awesome!
My boyfriend is a huge Eminem fan and he LOVED it. I agree he kinda looks like pee wee herman with the brown hair lol!
funny shit!
Oh, how I’ve missed my Em.
That was awesome… nothing that good in a while.
bobby lee!!!
That made my day!
OMG BOBBY LEE! Funniest. Asian. Ever. But yeah, that gave me a real kick. Gotta love Eminem for – quite literally – stickin’ it to ya.
Gold. Pure Gold. I’m glad he’s back. I adore Eminem.
That was AWESOME!! Way to come back!!
God I missed him!!!! woot woot so glad he is back!!!!
Oh thank god! I’ve been missing him quite a bit, I guess he’s doing better now? I’m glad!
This is the best music video I’ve ever seen. Ever.
Really? Then you must not have cable. At one point Eminem was the best rapper alive.. now play this video and minimize the screen. Go ahead, I’ll wait. This song sucks balls. No hook, no quotable lines, no nothing.. Honestly, this was a let down considering Em’s known talent.
LOVED it! Welcome back Eminem! You have been missed!
listen to the words wendie. he’s not mocking linds or jessica alba. he’s rapping about how hot they both are
OH MY GOSH
i absolutely LOVED that!
I’m obsessed
haha oh jeese this is a problem
dude looks good