This Is a More Effective Way to Promote a Movie: Charlize Theron Bares It All in New Flick

April 6th, 2009 by Evil Beet



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On one hand, you can release a video of Gary Coleman whining about his mortgage and his all-around sucky life.

On the other hand, you can “leak” photos of Charlize Theron’s bare chest and ass.

I say the winner here is the team behind The Burning Plain, hottie Charlize’s latest film.

Uncensored pics are here. Don’t bother “reading” the article. There isn’t one, really. Just the pics of Charlize’s boobies.

Welcome to advertising in the recession age, kids.


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6 Responses to “This Is a More Effective Way to Promote a Movie: Charlize Theron Bares It All in New Flick”

  1. JellyRollz says:

    I like the boobies…they bring light into an otherwise dark and gloomy room.
    Yeah, I’m a movie critic.

  2. hotmilfchocolate says:

    big whup.

    she was buck in ‘devil’s advocate’ too.

    not much ass on her, huh?

  3. spazhatchet says:

    i like her nips. they look friendly. and i like how she’s not all ‘posey’ and tryin to be sexy. it’s like whatevs.

  4. Reno says:

    she looks alright, but not as sexy as I thought she would be – kinda like a fat skinny girl

  5. hil says:

    holy crap what a no-ass. glad i have something that is(according to popular american culture) better than her. :D

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