Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea?
April 4th, 2009 by KellyWant something juicier?
Johnny Depp was spotted, looking very “Valentino” (and I mean that in a derisive way) while filming on location in San Juan, Puerto Rico for his upcoming film, The Rum Diary.
Aside from the gold-rimmed glasses and “my teeth are so white cuz I got a leather face” look, I want to talk about the picture in the gallery where it looks like he’s being asked by the mother of a bed-ridden girl to “lay hands” on her. I’ve heard of fans worshipping their favorite celebrities, but never literally.
In other Depp news, the actor recently recorded a voice appearance for an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. He plays a laid-back surfer character named Jack Kahuna Laguna in an episode scheduled to air on April 17th.
In yet other Depp news, to this day I cannot write the name “Johnny Depp” without thinking of that glittery neon hair gel I was so keen on using in the 4th grade. The bangs of 10-year-old me were a crunchy, gel-soaked, poofy work of art.
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Brilliant! You’re posts have managed to swing my mood today from pretty effing low to singing my little heart out. Nicely done!
i can not tell you how happy i am that they are making this movie
I wish he would lay his hands on me.
<3 johnny depp
I think it’s the light — everyone there looks orange. But even if JDepp’s been in the sun too long, I have no doubt that he’ll make skin cancer cool. Oh where were you all my life, Johnny Depp?
It’s been on YT for a while now! Here’s just the Depp parts from the episode: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oADXQnO_Nwo
He doesn’t look orange. Just tan because he’s in PUERTO RICO!!
Love me some Johnny <33333333333
The Coolio song didn’t stick, but I sure as hell can’t get this one out of my head. Dangit! I hate SpongeBob.
I’ll tivo that one for sure. “It’s the best day ever…”