I’d Like To Caption This: Man In Background Thinks Paris Hilton Is An Asshole
April 3rd, 2009 by Wendie
I was happy to see the Daily Paris posts go. And don’t worry, Klipper. Employing a sophisticated and secret mixture of voodoo, herbs and electro-shock therapy, I’m trying to use mind control on Beet to call a moratorium on Daily Lohan, too. Though I suspect that won’t happen until Lindsay gets clean-and by “clean” I mean “showered.” So, you know, never.
But back to the above-pictured one hundred and seven pound waste of space. Can someone please explain to me what she was doing in this get-up yesterday in Santa Monica?
I’m thinking a cameo in a “Whip It” video remake? Or perhaps she’s trying to catch Kanye West’s attention. Maybe she was meeting Doug Reinhardt’s parents for the first time. Thoughts?
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She’s obviously filming another Harvey’s commercial
Bitch is gonna have some awful tan lines.
Ridley Scott called and wants his Blade Runner costume…
She weighs more than 107lbs. She’s prob more like 130. Why does everyone always underestimate the weight of these celebrities? It doesn’t do justice to us normal people.
Not every one in the world is as worried about the size of your ass as you are. Its not our job to worry about how you feel about your ass.
Find bigger problems than if a hooker with herpes may or may not weigh a certain weight.
Jesus Christ
chill out, man! Amy’s right, I was thinking the same thing. She’s way too tall to weigh so little.
and???? So what?
I’m the 1 inch taller then Paris (she’s 5′8″) & have the same exact build. I’m 114. You are accurate to say she is more the 107, but I doubt 130. I would maybe give her 120 on a pms day, but that isn’t even likely.
oops, meant 1 inch taller. sorry
Great. I guess this blows my career aspirations of opening up my own “Guess Your Weight” booth at the local carnival.
haha
Before you all get your panties in a conjoined twist, perhaps Wendie simply meant that there are at least 20+ lbs that are worth something. A few organs that are viable for transplantation, maybe?
Star Trek, anyone?
Dammit! I was going to say “Star Trek Convention.”
Who gives a puss bubble what Paris Hiltard really weighs?
She’s a worthless disease spreading cock sucker.
Her body is disgusting and fuking TAINTED. Why even look at her let alone nit pick Wendie about it? How the fuck is Wendie supposed to know how much this skank weighs?
You want Wendie to put her on a scale specially made for whores?
A whore scale? Lets put all the hollywood whores on their whore scales when WE JOKE ABOUT THEM so that a few children around here dont catch body dysmorphia by looking at a skank ON A GOSSIP SITE.
I’m confused..is this Paris Hilton? It was identified on another site as Lady GaGa…
it’s confusing, because she is more or less dressed as ga ga. but look at her face. that is hilton janky, not ga ga janky.
i agree that those are gonna be some bad tanlines, however i totally dig those glasses. they’re like blind swordsmen glasses. i totally want a pair. o and i dont think that shes gross.
Dude in the window reminds me of Bronson Pinchot
Bronson Pinchot, I shit you not, lives about twenty minutes from me. Seriously.
@STFU~ lol at the vitriol spewing from you! Bitter much? I give you another 2 years max before that bleeding ulcer drops you like a used rubber :)
Paris is that friend we all have who doesn’t know she’s too old to dress like the twenty-somethings. She might have the body but she looks stupid because she’s too old to dress like that and be in clubs every night.