Crazy Cubed

April 3rd, 2009 by Wendie


“Cubed” means to the third power, right?  Because I need to make sure that I’m using the right mathematical term to define the insanity that occurred last night at the Wiltern in Hollywood.  Lily Allen did a cover of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” and danced with Lindsay Lohan.  I’m sorry, But Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan singing and dancing to Britney Spears?  That is, just…tri-fuckery.


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23 Responses to “Crazy Cubed”

  1. Dizz says:

    So yesterday was fat arms day. Today is fat ass day?

  2. mireee says:

    That was fucking fantastic lol. I ::heart:: Lily!!

  3. Ddubs says:

    Watching this clip makes me feel super uncomfortable…. like when you see a person in real life and they look so ridiculous you start to blush and feel sick to your stomach. I think it’s the combination of her terrible dancing, absolute distaste for singing this song, and the awkwardness of Lindsay’s appearance.

    p.s. I’m digging the muumuu Lindsay.

  4. ltc says:

    THAT. WAS. AAAAAWKWARD!!!

  5. Roofie says:

    Yeah, I would say this post should be about how retarded Lindsay is. She just appears on stage, Lily recognized her, then just continues to ignore her. WTF did Lindsay expect to happen?

  6. CazMinx says:

    Firstly, what the fuck was Lily wearing?

    Secondly…it really looked like Lindsay was high, went to pee, took a wrong turn and went “oh fuck i’m on stage with Lily Allen what do I do?”

    • anonymous says:

      A vest. with black shorts, the lighting is not that good, so we will assume that your not questioning her taste.

      • CazMinx says:

        naaaah yeah I am questioning it. I like the vest but those shorts are hideous IMO and what is with the ribbons?

        Maybe you are right…perhaps I need to see it in better lighting…

  7. Kelly says:

    Terrible song.

    Why does Lindsay feel she can get up on stage? Because she’s famous, she can interrupt Lilly’s set? I wish a bouncer had been there to push her ass back. That’s probably what happened to Paris Hilton a few weeks ago.

    • thatLisa says:

      well, I think they’re friends, so I’m sure it wasn’t a huge deal.

      The song mostly bothered me b/c the music was too loud and you couldn’t even hear her sing. I think I like the version that was on here forever ago….

  8. b says:

    That was really awkward.. you know like in high school when people are dancing and the nice popular girl drags the weird awkward girl out to a party (u know to be nice)… and then just kind of leaves her hoping she will find someone to hang out with? thats how that was. I mean wtf was lohan doing? and it seemed like for a second there she wanted to sing along and lily was like ‘erm, no.’

  9. mcbiscuit says:

    Ooh. That didn’t go well.

  10. tiger beat says:

    Maybe they’ll follow up the matching tattoos with a World Tour and only do duets & cover songs.

  11. ouch says:

    hahaha…wow. well that was interrrresting…
    ALso, does anyone know how to change your icon? Like instead of having a smiley face?

  12. LoveLindsay says:

    Oh.No. Absolutely Lily’s fault on that one. She dragged Lindsay on stage with no plan…and for sure awkwardness..Lindsay didn’t know what to do..like your drunk friend singing kareoke and forcing you to join when you don’t even have a mike…oh so awful..Lily’s fault..all she wanted was to touch Lindsay..

  13. Rohan Fan says:

    It looked awkward I think because it wasn’t planned and rehearsed, but the crowd went crazy cheering when Lindsay went up on stage…and her and Lily are friends via Samantha. As much as the haters rip on her, every post about her on the net get huge numbers of hits, her blogs get 100s of comments, and she’s hot…even as much as people say she’s not right now.

  14. c. says:

    lol lilly snubbed lyndsay

  15. Maud says:

    OMg! write your own songs, woman!
    I don’t like it

  16. Anonymous says:

    is it considered a cover when she’s just singing over britney’s track? it was more like karaoke

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