Comments on: Jessica Alba Won’t Put White Things In Her Mouth

By: luucy

luucy — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:11:43 +0000

and how’s that going for you? you don’t look any thinner.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 22:30:21 +0000

“She’s even insisting that people do not eat white foods in her presence or even bring them into her home. ”

Dumb bitch… It’s one thing to change your diet but to tell people what you want them to do in your presence is another thing altogether and I am not referring to her saying what kinda shit they can bring into her home either.

Furthermore if she’s at a restaurant with whomever & they want to eat a side of rice or mashed potatoes she needs to just SHUT THE FUCK UP and take a laxative to unclog all the shit that’s resting in her brain.

By: rhoniluv

rhoniluv — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:55:00 +0000

*sound of me loading a fresh clip*

(click, click)

wooooow…i could like literally feel your vains popping out of your forehead & shit.

phew! – that sure showed some moxie!

fyi- i don’t hate, sugarpuss…i appreciate.

and what i’d REALLY appreciate is a real formidable adversary, who has more….how do you say….INTERESTING, WITTY, SHARP, BITING things to say, who can ACTUALLY go toe to toe with me.

your constant whining?

-boring
-lame
-wack
-corny
-slow
-did i say boring?

man! if i were as tired as you…i would just GIVE UP!

why do write what i write?

‘CAUSE-I-CAN.

it’s my little escapism out of a world of etiquette, politeness & manners, that my profession demands on me daily.

now.

run along and go finish putting your head in jessica alba’s crotch, and do a better job of eating her puss than you did with your snappy (not) lil’ comments.

Kay!

mmmmbye, bye.
_________________

still here?

(which didn’t you understand? the ‘bu’ or the ‘bye’.)

mmmmbye, bye.

;-)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:34:16 +0000

lol STFU

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:33:42 +0000

“She’s not superficial: Cash Warren proves that.”

huh? how? he is still very good looking.

By: STFU

STFU — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:17:44 +0000

Most people dont give a damn about these celebrities, their stupid children, and many places including this web site are designed for people who share a common interest of not giving a damn.

Is your family proud of you being the PC police on the internet? Are the proud of your arm chair psych lesson about not being loved and not having love on the internet?

“crass” ? THE WHOLE WORLD IS CRASS! Were not going to stop to cry a freaking tear over stupid ass Jessica Albas baby being compared to a cute as chit mon chi chi!

Get bent!

By: STFU

STFU — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:57:48 +0000

I bet youre also like omg 15.
GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK!

By: STFU

STFU — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:56:52 +0000

Why dont you two cry babies go play on the John and Kate plus 8 little bastads page!

Not every one has to like your god damn babies.

By: just me

just me — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:15:33 +0000

Well, I love Jessica. I think she is beautiful, the baby is adorable and Cash is a hottie!

By: Abbi

Abbi — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:12:28 +0000

OMG tater tots.

By: carta

carta — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:50:05 +0000

What is actually wrong with you? Why are you taking the time to reply to every vaguely positive comment here? Do you have any friends or do you insult their children’s looks and scare them all off?

By: carta

carta — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:47:52 +0000

You just fucking made fun of how her baby looks and you’re not sipping from the hater ade? You’re replying to every positive comment someone makes about her and you’re not sipping from the haterade?

Seriously, you hate Jessica Alba. Maybe because she has friends and family and you’re clearly repulsing everyone who meets you. So you’re here, commenting over and over again.