What Does Jimmy Fallon See in Fat Arms??
April 1st, 2009 by Evil Beet
Jimmy took his wife, Fat Arms, to a party for the launch of TOPSHOP in NYC, and she looked like … that. This is not a rare occurrence. Fat Arms has a knack for buying her red carpet clothes at Target. (Please don’t get me wrong. I love Target. I would live in a Target if they’d allow it. But I’d go somewhere else to buy my clothes for fashion-related red carpet events.) The shoes are ALL WRONG for that dress, and she would have been better going without a belt than choosing a belt that soooo doesn’t create a pleasant silhouette.
I need your help people. Please fill in the blank:
Jimmy Fallon is in love with Nancy “Fat Arms” Juvonen because _______________________________ .
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Ok you guys are funny. I agree the fat arms is not so nice but she called the girl in the Adrian post STUPID WHORE… Yeah.. So… erhm… Whats worse?
Thanks for saying exactly what I was thinking.
Probably because she’s real, has a great laugh, smile that melts your heart, sense of humor, quirky, knows value of a dollar, quick witty reactions, and everything a normal guy looks for from the inside out and a heart and feelings and unconditional love, all the things most in LA seem to lack….but real MEN in this world love.
When the lights turn out and time passes, you are left with your voice, you laugh, your heart, and your love. Those are the things money can’t buy …because the best things in life are free, and those are the traits one should really seek.
Some of the finest women I’ve ever been with & loved had stretch marks, shopped at second hand stores, and had “fat arms” and pudgy ankles…and I can go toe to toe with Brad Pitt…what does that make me? Human.
Sorry beet, you struck a nerve with this one, 99.9% of the population is NOT Hollywood material..thus backlash. 1 dud in a million other good ones isn’t bad though…;)
Totally agree. Fat arms (which she and he may or may not like) can be slimmed down with exercise if that’s a problem. A great heart and personality is usually an inner quality that in some cases may be developed but it’s much more rare and special than toned biceps and triceps Beet. Fat arms for life!
Totally agree. Fat arms (which she and he may or may not like) can be slimmed down with exercise. A good heart and personality is something people are born with or in very rare cases develop. With that in mind it is much harder to find those set of qualities in a girl than toned biceps and triceps.
PS. This is the biased view of a meat lover :)
And Beet, if the intent was to attack her fashion sense then go for it, but to attack about her body type, a little low in my opinion. I suspect a little tomFOOLery on your part =)
ummmm wtf? what part of GOSSIP BLOG do you not understand? YES WE KNOW FATTIES ARE PEOPLE TOO. You sound like you are in love with the woman, because you know her so well, right?
I don’t really get why everyone thinks this is an April Fool’s Joke…
“APRIL FOOLS! I’m going to be SUPER catty so everyone can get mad and it’ll be soooo funny!!”
Seems unlikely. I mean, while this post seems to suggest otherwise, Beet is generally pretty witty and intelligent and capable of a much better April Fool’s joke than this. I think it was just a cruel post, plain and simple.
I agree, Georgia. This is a pretty woman who doesn’t look like she spent $10,00+ on her look. Yes, the shoes don’t look so great – so what? And since the camera adds 10 pounds, her arms are fine. I hate how pressured women are; usually they look way better than the men they are with, who seem to feel that looking unshaven with porcupine hair is fine for public appearances.
Agreed. Not all of us are born with forgiving genetics. I’ve hated my arms since I was a kid. Just a problem area for me no matter how much I work out. So I agree that this is a mean post joke or not. On behalf of “Fat Arms” everywhere…fuck you.
This is NO APRIL FOOL’S DAY prank.
Wendie introduced that lame possibilty, in what was clearly an attempt to deflect the venom this post brought out by THE KICK ASS MASSES who are standing up to a bully in the school yard with a toxic pen.
This post of Beet’s was just not as thinly veiled as so many of the other recent, mean. lazy, uninspired (especially in comparision to Wenide & Kelly) Perez-like, hollier-than-thou posts coming out lately.
Like I said, Beet, you should’ve taken constructive criticism from a long-time fan for what it was…..and raised the bar, instead of sinking lower. I’m disappointed.
Wow shame on you Sasha. It is one thing to comment on people in the form of hollywood gossip but this goes way to far. The interesting thing is that you are no high and mighty beauty yourself, infact i recall a birthday picture of you in a red dress in which your arms look exactly this size (and if i was a bitch, i would mention how you really needed to absorb some of that shine on your face, but im not), as many womens do, THEY ARE NORMAL ARMS.
I dont understand why people are considering this may be an april fools joke, it is no joke to treat another woman like this. And i realize i did the same thing to you in this comment but women who treat other women like this are disgusting.
Now lets play this game.
Not only does Beet have big arms like this woman, she also is a stuck-up, money hungry, BITCH. So who in the world would ever marry her? I got nothing.
Your just stooping down to a lower level. That was a really cruel, evil thing to say.
This is uncalled for. Yes Beet may have been mean with this post but no need to start on a personal attack.
ew, Terrible. Nothing is worse than a hypocrite. Do not bash girls– for bashing girls— that doesn’t even make sense.
” but women who treat other women like this are disgusting.”
who are you talking to? Beet or yourself? Idiot.
does that make you feel better? saying somebody is a stuck up money hungry bitch that nobody wants to marry in my book is much worse you hypocrite
“…(and if i was a bitch, i would mention how you really needed to absorb some of that shine on your face, but im not),… ”
Um. Yeah. Hate to tell you, but you have kind of mentioned it, so that does make you a… well, you know.
Its one thing to critisize someone based on their looks or dress. But to suggest that a woman with a less-than-perfect body has nothing else to offer is disgusting and says much more about you than it does about her.
really, beet? god i hope you were kidding cause lets get real. do you wanna post the circumference of your arms for us? or your tummy? cos, sasha, forreals. you aint lookin much better than ol’ “FA” in the pics i’ve seen, honey.
stick to talking shit about people who at least semi-deserve it.
I wanted to say I’m proud of 98% of the Beet readers and commenters today. Instead of blindly agreeing with you they put you in your place for being an ass, good for all of you!
Jimmy Fallon is in love with Nancy because she’s good to him, is a good wife and stands by his side even when others turn their backs? Because she’s got a sweet personality instead of trying to impress the public by running marathons and being a cunt?
Well, I think so anyhow…
And no, this can’t be an April Fools joke, because it’s no different from any other damned mean post we see on any other day…
I have fat arms. Thanks for supporting your readership, Beet.
Oh, come on, so do I! We MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE around here! How is no one else angry about her SHOES??
There’s a difference in cleverly poking fun and just being a snarky bitch.
Beet -
Really?!? REALLY???????
Are you really so fucking arrogant that THIS (with DOZENS AND DOZENS of your “fans” weighing in with disgust!) is your come back, instead of just falling on your sword and showing some humilty? Would being a HUMAN BEING and admitting you fucked up kill you?
WOW. This is only a celebrity website, and it must be kept in perspective, but WOW….what an entiitled, unlikable bitch you sound like with this come back.
Personally… I love this post!
(There.. that oughtta chase away the two people who were on the fence about you Beet.)
Beet, how disappointed am I? This post is unnecessarily cruel, surely she hasn’t the most toned arms but it is because she is NORMAL. Normal, like in a normal woman with a normal weight and normal arms who doesn’t kill herself at the gym 3 hours a day. Plus, she has amazing hair and a fantastic smile, and fuck me, I love that dress. What’s with all the hate? You aren’t perfect either, just like neither am I. Is it funny how you defend Jennifer Gardner in her trackie bottoms but go all bitch-like on this woman.
This is one of the posts that you do once-in-a-great-while, Beet, where your aserbic sense of humor, that we all love, crosses some sort of line that puts you in a different light than I usually see you in. I think you are clever enough to have done this same post in a way that was more acceptable but still got your point across while holding true to your style. Or maybe you just aren’t at the cleverness/intelligence level I thought you were. I’ve noticed several times before when you were just mean without any real wit; maybe it’s not an anomaly after all.
i hope to hell that my partner wouldn’t dump me for having/getting fat arms. god forbid jimmy could love her for who she is, not what she looks like.
The Evil Beet: Now with 785% more virulence!
I hope this is some kind of April Fool’s Day social experiment. Please tell us it is, Beet.
Does someone have their period or something??? So many angry posts!
Plus, how would you like it if you were walking down the street with Adrian and someone wrote that about you? Sooooo angry today!!
Her shoes do suck.
And so do you, Sasha. So do you.
WHO CARES?
Beet, I know you’ve been going through a rough time and feeling a little wonky, and maybe this is all an elaborate April Fool’s joke, but if it isn’t, I’m disappointed with you and this site. Snarking on her clothes is one thing but the post you wrote could have been put on Perez and no one would have seen anything out of the ordinary.
…because her liposuction will feed the entire cast of 90210.
Hahaha.
Shame on you, Beet. I love a fat joke as much as the next frump but she’s really not fat at all but average. Normal. Healthy.
….because most men want a woman to love, not a woman to see posed perfectly with ideal toned and slender limbs.
Its the subtext here that saddens me – do people really think that the fattness of ones arms is going to make or break a real, loving, supporting relationship?
My husband has a belly, I’m pregnant and puffy and we couldnt be happier if he had a six pack and i didn’t have cankles.
maybe people looking for true love should look inside others and perhaps they would find it.
I’m sick of this website.
nobody cares.
i do, because i am sadly, starting to feel the same way about this website :/
i just don’t want to be spammed with advertisements nor do i want to feel belittled because maybe i skipped my arm workouts last night… now no one can love me.
your right
What the hell is everyone’s problem???
I’m not sure if you all need like 12 midols, or if maybe all of you are FA’s and on the defense..but GOOD LORD. This became outright chaos.
This post was hardly different than any other. Why do any of you give a rat’s ass if Beet made a remark about Nancy’s fat arms? …Her arms are fat…and those shoes are hideous. End of story.
Good lord. Everyone’s hormones seem to be playing the best April Fool’s Day prank of all.
LOVE YOU SASHA!
AGREED. I didn’t even notice the outrage about this post until Beet just mentioned people getting mad in one of the newer posts. Geez people, its not like Beet is saying this woman is worthless. She was mostly making fun of her outfit! That’s what celebrity gossip is about. Get used to it.
That’s not true though – sure she made fun of her outfit a lot… it would have all been fine without the question of WHY Jimmy Fallon would marry “fat arms”. THAT’S the problem here.
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It’s still not as rude as the comment about Woody Harrelson marrying a “hottie”.
Or the woman who Beet declared too fat to be in a beauty pageant in Britain.
Oh… the list goes on and on…
But…. this is just a gossip site.
There are no pretences of any Journalism being done (since Journalism is dead, anyway) And this isn’t where you sign up to get a kidney or join the Peace Corps.
I don’t like when people refer to women with curves as “real women” or “normal women”. As someone who has curves and some chub on her thighs (and yes, arms) i still get annoyed by that statement. I have a handful of friends who eat as much as I do and are total stick insects but that doesn’t make them any less “real” or “normal”. And while i’m upset about the fat arm comment today too since I can’t seem to lose the fat on my arms no matter how hard I try – I just wanted to say my thoughts on that annoying habbit that people with ‘curves’ often say about “normal” women. There is no “normal”!!
Thank you for this! I’m 5′11″ and weigh 135lbs, which is probably the heaviest I’ve been. Growing up I was always a twig, but I’ve always been healthy! I eat like a horse (right now I’m eating Cheez-Its and just had some chocolate cake), but thank you mom and dad, I was born with good genetics and a hyperactive metabolism. My point is, “real” women aren’t necessarily curvy. I’m tall and thin and that’s how I NATURALLY am. You see magazines that point fingers and tall thin girls (like Keira Knightly) and automatically insinuate they’re unhealthy, but that’s not always the case. Thank you Itc for sticking up for all of us!
Oh wow. You people must have a stick up your ass or something, to get this worked up over a simple little article about a person you don’t know. Let me say that again…you DON”T KNOW HER. I could understand rushing to the defense of a girl who is your friend, but come on. Jimmy Fallon’s wife could care less what anyone thinks of her. She has lots and lots of money now. Do you people not read this site? It is acerbic, and deliciously evil…hence the name. If you wanted sucking up to celebrities, go to perezhilton.com.
We’ve heard the “real women have curves” beat down over and over and over again. Simple fact, its healthier to be fit. Plus, Sasha was mainly commenting on the horrendous outfit Nancy was wearing. And it was truly awful.
The bigger question is, why would anyone marry Jimmy Fallon, besides for the money? He’s like an awkward little boy. Their wedding night was probably a LOT of fumbling around.
Chill out.
If you were soo disgusted by this post you shouldn’t have commented at all.
If it really had an adverse effect your day so you should have just sent Sasha a message like:
“omgz ur post sux so much I almost fell off of the bandwagon”
Stop.
Moaning.
Jesus CHRIST. The bitch has fat arms. Beet called it out. So would I. First thing I noticed. Guess what? I have flab-arms, and a giant nose. And I’m still saying she has FAT ARMS. You were all thinking it, but she said it. Props to you, Sasha. Gah, none of you would be so defensive, had you not had flaws of your own.
Get over it. His wife could probably be twice as snarky as she was, you never know.
Ummm, in case you guys haven’t noticed-the chick has fat arms! And this isn’t the first time fat arms has graced Evil Beet Gossip. Sheeesh, you guys need to chill. It’s a snarky gossip blogs and that’s exactly why I loves it!
I think one of the major reasons we don’t like this post is you are picking on a non-celebrity. Nancy is a producer and a wife of a celebrity and in my opinion should be immune from the intense physical scrutiny we place on our celebrities. Make fun of her shoes but not her body or her looks.
Now if you make fun of the physical attributes of say, Heidi Montag or Courtney Love that’s a little different. Still mean? Perhaps. But these are individuals that choose to be in the public eye.
Now in Beet’s defense, I will say the same thing I say when people cringe at a mean comment by Sarah Silverman (or Kathy Griffin or any other comedian). We want our comedians to push that very thin line between funny and cruel for our entertainment but god forbid they cross it and then we turn on them. In fact many of these comments back at Beet are very mean and uncalled for. How does that make any sense?? If you thought what she said was mean, let her know. But don’t be wickedly mean in your comments back. Or alternatively don’t read the blog if you don’t like what she has to say.
Beet, I think you rock and 99% of the time you are funny. Sometimes I think you go to far and this is an instance of that.
P.S. I happily accept your firemen apology.
Kathy and Sarah don’t really let their fans in on their personal struggles the way Beet does, which makes all this “fat arms” thing feel a little cringe-y and hurtful. Beet invites us into her life by allowing us to read her personal blog, AND she talks about personal issues HERE. WAAAAAY different than Kathy and Sarah, who don’t ask us for empathy or sympathy with regard to their struggles in life.
Really guys?
you laugh at posts about kate moss’s boobs, and saggy man tits, and star jone’s weight loss look…
yet you’re pissed at THIS??
either laugh like you’re supposed to or join a self help forum
because this is not the place (and beet isn’t the person) to vent your own insecurities
damn
It’s because those are celebrities, and this is just some celebrity’s (beautiful) wife. There’s a difference.
Ok
so you guys will laugh at how star jones looks, kate moss’s boobs, old man tits, and when girls look too skinny…
yet you’re raging pissed about this?
seriously, laugh like you should or find a self help forum
because this is not the place to freak out on behalf of your own insecurities
beet isn’t your therapist and those of us who come here for a laugh don’t care
ha definitely didn’t think it posted the first time. tried to remember what it said
i’m awesome!
Newsflash:
She has LARGE ARMS.
OMG.
Beet has called her fat arms before.
Some people are so sensitive (I assume because if this lady has fat arms it means that they are severely obese in comparison)
wow. that is really, really bitchy and lame of you. just not funny at all. a little bitchiness can be fun, but this makes you seem like such a shitty person. some men love women for reasons other than their arms, beauty queen.
What I love the most is how hardly anyone came here to kiss ass until the “I know you’re mad at me” post.
Frankly, I’m annoyed at the “Is married to fat arms because..” comment. I’d hate to see what nickname I’d get around here if I were to pose for a picture on the red carpet.
She has fat arms, Jessica Simpsons Huge, and me? Well If I did a belly flop into the Pacific ocean we could all see the barren strait again..
I wont stop reading because all you women are wonderful and witty writers, but you did hit a soft spot that makes me lose respect for you. We all have off days, but thats what apologies and the edit button are for.
What I love the most is how hardly anyone came here to kiss ass until the “I know you’re mad at me” post.
Ditto =) Thank you for noticing that too!
To give you a little credit Beet, at least you apologized in a way…
Mostly that is probably because the rest of us did not give a shit about this post until the Firemen and came back to see what was up. I read it when she first wrote it, but could not come up with anything funny enough to finish the line.
Wow…what the fark happened here? Seriously, it’s a celebrity gossip site! The word “Gossip” isn’t a friendly, happy, love- everyone word. If this site constantly praised every celebrity and didn’t have funny (and yes snarky) remarks about them, then it would have no appeal what so ever. There wouldn’t be any point in having the site at all if it contained nothing but pleasantries and kind remarks all the time. Suck it up people. And use the golden rule of the internets: if you don’t like what is being written, go to another fucking site!
P.S. And my fat arms/ass/nose/stomach aren’t offended. It’s no one’s fault buy my own and god’s. So I can’t get mad at something a writer says about the subject. Beet has never claimed to be perfect so stop crucifying the chick. Worse things have been said on here, and everyone makes mistakes.
The woman has fat arms…
She was nicknamed “fat arms”…
Maybe not the most inventive nickname ever, but thouroughly accurate nonetheless.
Geez people, get over yourselves: IT’S SO NOT A BIG DEAL
Ps. But if it causes more hot fireman links to appear, then I will gladly express outrage ;)
Today is honestly the last day that I will read this idiotic blog. That was the lowest comment I’ve read in a long time – this website has never been funny, I just read it because you had some different pictures. Thank you “Evil Beet” for forcing me to do more productive things with my life – maybe you should get a life too.
well i thought it was funny.
WOW! WTF is this hullabaloo all about? I can’t believe some of the comments that were being posted about ol’ fat arms :) She is kinda thick, and her shoes were so wrong with that outfit! Beet wasn’t being snarky, she is calling it like it is!
I’m a little torn here. Yeah, it’s a gossip site. Yeah, I sorta write one, too and make fun of CELEBRITIES. This woman is NOT a celebrity. She’s not asking for any sort of abuse. We could all go down to Walmart and make fun of the fatties, couldn’t we? The thing is, THIS woman ISN’T fat and DOESN’T have fat arms. Jesus.
I’m wondering why, with all that you’re going through, Beet, that you would actually pick on a “civilian”, for really, no good reason. Puzzling, given the support you get from virtual strangers with all of your issues.
ummmm if I was as rich as this bitch is now for marrying that dude (who to me it the absolute opposite of funny) I honestly wouldn’t give a damn what anyone said about me or the fat areas of my body. I’d be like, “OK you want to make fun of how I dress and look? Cool! I can’t still buy whatever I want, travel the world, get massages, eat great food everyday, not worry about paying medical bills, and have my kid’s college funds set. I may have fat arms but at least I’m NOT POOR”.
Seriously, the chick probably could give a fuck less and will never come across this post in her lifetime. I mean she could very well be a horribly mean, puppy-beating rich snob for all we know. Use your energy to stick up for more important things or for folks who really need it.
btw that wasn’t meant as a reply to u Divajulia sorry.
It would be awesome if she thought like that,but I think no matter how hot,rich or successful a woman is,bitchy comments about her fat arms can always make you upset.
Celeb gossip to me,should be about the stupid things they do,or whatever horrible outfit they wore.Not about how big their nose,ears or any other body part is.We get pissed at them for getting plastic surgery and ’setting a bad example’ to their fans,but yet if you are constantly made fun of for a certain body part that is supposedly not right,you will end up doing something about it.
I’m still a big Evil Beet fan,it’s the best gossip site I’ve read so far.
damn i never thought id be one of these annoying bitches to post comments like “ohhh emmm geee beet thats HELLA rude real woman have curves, i bet your not perfect, im sure shes a nice person, im never coming to this blog again!” (ect) buuuut this one really is sooooo out of good taste. i never thought you would stoop to this level. usually your funny and i understand the point of your “rude” comments. but this is ridiculous. shes not even asking for this shit, shes not a lindsay lohan who is in the press everyday. so what, shes an average woman who probably doesnt have a 2893420834 dollar stylist and maybe doesnt have the best fashion sense, who cares. she looks happy and they look happy together. leave her alone, wow im getting really pissed about this! i so sad that you stooped to this level. redeem yourself!
i agree… making fun of someone who choses not to be in the public eye is kind of low, and her arms aren’t fat, she looks perfectly healthy. stick to celebrities theyre more interesting anyway, making fun of this woman just makes you sound like some bitchy brat. and insinuating that jimmy fallon shouldn’t see anything in her is ridic. i know this is a gossip site and i read it all the time but uninspired posts like this are going to keep me from coming back
Probably because she has a fantastic personality created after years of having to deal with judgmental bitches who criticize the size of her arms. That is just a guess though, as I haven’t followed her meteoric rise to fame or the reasons why she is “gossip” worthy.
maybe youre jealous because she has a career and all you do is be a brat all day
maybe youre jealous because she has a career and all you do is sit on the computer all day looking for celebrities to bitch about
maybe youre jealous because she has a career and all you do is lurk on the computer all day looking for celebrities to bitch about.
i have to say, as much as i love this site, that WAS low. i’m not so much pissed about the “fat arms” comment as i am the “jimmy fallon loves fat arms BECAUSE” comment. what the crap was that?? so now love is all about finding people without fat arms? i say kudos to fallon for not being a shallow jerk.
OMG YOU GUYS. Have all of our cycles synced up? I KNEW we spent too much time together.
I read it this morning and didn’t even flinch. I only came back after the fireman post. like 140 comments? Holy shit.
you guys are defending his wife like she is your girl. newsflash: she is not. but you know who is? motherfucking beet. you come here, probably daily, maybe a million times a day (often, me) and laugh at her little stories. you enjoy her talent and wit. sometimes you may not like what she writes. so you fucking freak out on her? a couple of you went WAY TOO FAR and I hope she blocks your asses.
you don’t get mad about a girl talking shit about another girl BY TALKING SHIT. je-sus. if anything, just comment that you didn’t like the post. no need to get so personal.
I don’t know how beet puts up with this shit. shame on you guys.
I don’t care if I am an ass kisser. At least I’m not part of some crazed anonymous lynch mob.
woohoo!
“some crazed anonymous lynch mob” LMFAO
I have to rant a bit here…
Ripping this girl for her fat arms when you too have some extra armage is just weird to me. It hit a nerve with so many people because so many can relate to this woman, and it was like you were making fun of YOUR fans.
well i found the post funny but to all you haters, really do you have to call beet a bitch and stuff, sure this post wasnt exactly her finest but seriously its one mistake and off with her head, yes i know it really did offend people but some peopls comments are way more nastier than what beet said
hmmm…I did a double take when i read the post title…but then was like “whatever, sounds stupid” and didn’t even read the whole post because it just seemed like non-celebrity gossip or non-interesting non-news.
Just not relevant. Her arms are not fat, who cares anyways?
yeah, her outfit was not stylish. again, who cares. jimmy fallon’s wife? don’t care, not a celebrity.
meanwhile, the new girl is really funny. cant remember her name, but i like the way she can kind of weave a post that has a beginning, middle and ties up nicely at the end.
this is a post worthy of perez…well done. =/