What Does Jimmy Fallon See in Fat Arms??
April 1st, 2009 by Evil Beet
Jimmy took his wife, Fat Arms, to a party for the launch of TOPSHOP in NYC, and she looked like … that. This is not a rare occurrence. Fat Arms has a knack for buying her red carpet clothes at Target. (Please don’t get me wrong. I love Target. I would live in a Target if they’d allow it. But I’d go somewhere else to buy my clothes for fashion-related red carpet events.) The shoes are ALL WRONG for that dress, and she would have been better going without a belt than choosing a belt that soooo doesn’t create a pleasant silhouette.
I need your help people. Please fill in the blank:
Jimmy Fallon is in love with Nancy “Fat Arms” Juvonen because _______________________________ .
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I am shocked by all of the readers attacking Sasha over this.
Seriously, all of you are acting so perfect around here … and I gurantee you have all used a term like “fat arms” to describe your man’s exes. It’s what women do for humor and to make themselves feel better…
Think of the posts about Phelps and the cocktail waitresses, or Adrian Grenier and any female he is with… Beet jokes about those girls because of her crushes on those guys. Thats what this site is for – HUMOR.
You all know how hard Beet works at keeping us entertained every day, and I think these attacks are ridiculous.
Um, talking crap about an ex’s new girlfriend to your friends is different than here – Beet doesn’t know either of the parties involved, and she’s writing this on the internet.
“any parties involved”… wtf??? ahahaha
You’re an idiot.
There are too many defensive fat women out there.
Don’t worry, there are plenty of chubby chasers to keep you large women happy.
If you Google Nancy Juvonen, she’s actually got a really cute face that her profile doesn’t completely capture. She looks thinner in other pics, but probably did gain a little weight since they got married. Still, very pretty.
That said, all the criticism of beet is way out of control. It betrays the make up of the website’s readers: chubby to fat, plain-looking, insecure, wary of men because they’re afraid they aren’t valuable enough for a man to stick with, etc.. There are a lot of women on this website that act as if beet has betrayed them personally.
Real MEN, and good men (which I think I am), do care about looks; of course, not blindly as if a girl is only as good as what she looks like. And this is a really bad picture of this girl, Nancy. If the women that criticized beet really believed that looks don’t matter, and if they thought it was all about what’s inside, then they wouldn’t be so desperately hurt by being called fat-armed–not that beet was calling you all that. I think many of the women that commented negatively here are a bit unhinged and unstable.
I could not agree with you more.
Also, I actually find it funny that back on the post Kelly wrote about Natasha Richardson, the readers freaked at anyone who was offended by the “cold dead body” line…which is much more offending to me than calling someone “Fat Arms”
**Not that I dislike Kelly’s writing, I really enjoy it..that post just stepped over the line.
People confuse me sometimes
Oh my god. I can’t believe this post got such a reaction.
Who fucking cares? Her arms ARE fat. My arms are fat. Your arms are probably fat too. Everyone’s arms are fucking fat. Seriously. Like 98% of America– it’s fucking hard to get rid of that shit. If your arms aren’t fat, congratulations: no one cares about that either.
Have the self-confidence to see the humor in your own (and someone else’s) situation.
I can joke about my fat arms. If you can’t joke about yours, that’s a problem with your character, not your physique. Don’t blame Sasha for your insecurities.
EVERY GIRL I KNOW, including many with fat arms, has called another girl fat arms before.
And you people shouldn’t be so cruel to Sasha, its like being mean to your waitress. Sure you get to vent on someone and make them every inch as miserable as your sad self, but you will never get the same quality of food.
None of my friends have ever called another girl ‘fat arms.’ I like hanging out with nice people.
are all your friends fat?
oh shit sorry, I just had to say that. And I am kidding. But I swear, every girl I have ever known has pointed out another girl’s weight. She’s fat, she is too skinny, she looks anorexic, she has a huge ass…… not that big of a deal.
lol!
EVERY GIRL I KNOW, including many with fat arms, has called another girl fat arms before.
And you people shouldn’t be so cruel to Sasha, its like being mean to your waitress. Sure you get to vent on someone and make them every inch as miserable as your sad self, but you will never again get the same quality of food.
She gives good blowjobs :))
seriously, no one filled in the blank, thats the fun part!!
why didn’t anyone say that she looks old anyway? I always would picture him with like a 24 year old idiot chick (prob because that’s his fan base)…
you people are ridiculously funny. so its not ok to call a normal looking girl fat but its ok to laugh about Amy Whinehouse’s drug problem? Its like making fun of people who are so far removed from anything normal makes you all feel better- its like HS all over again. I get it… beet called this girl fat and now everyone feels personally attacked. lol-
Now you know how the crack heads feel when you are laughing at them. I’m just sayin’
Fat Arms? Her arms don’t look fat to me. I’m a forty-year old female and I’ve never noticed another woman’s arms not to mention comment on them. I’m never heard another female make comments about another woman’s arms either. Is that a body part we’re supposed to notice and comment about? Glad I’m finding out before I turn 50. ‘Cause that would be embarassing! I notice when a woman changes her hair style or her outfit. Then again, I’m straight so I’m usually looking at guys. Also, you chicks with foot fetishes creep me out. I wear shoes that are comfortable and go with my outfit.
you have literally never noticed arms on a woman in FORTY YEARS?? lord, lady. may be time for glasses.
That’s not fat, maybe the photographer should try taking a picture of her face, not the side of her arm, which is an unflattering angle for her entire body.
Jimmy Fallon is in love with Nancy “Fat Arms” Juvonen because he’s not a superficial piece of shit like you.
Jimmy Fallon is in love with Nancy “Fat Arms” Juvonen because he’s not a superficial piece of sh*t like you.
Jimmy Fallon is in love with Nancy “Fat Arms” Juvonen because he’s not a superficial piece of shit like you.
i just think she is OLD
oh my god, could you people be more jealous? jimmy loves her and that is all that matters. you say her arms are fat? they really aren’t and who gives a shit anyway? she is still really pretty and looks good for being 40. geez people, being nice doesn’t kill, you know.
Y’ALL ALL NEED TO BREATHE. NOTICING CERTAIN BODYPARTS AND THINKING NASTY THOUGHTS ABOUT FATTIES AND FUGLIES AND WHOMEVER ELSE IS A NATURAL, NORMAL PART OF BEING HUMAN. AND TALKING SMACK ABOUT FATTIES AND FUGLIES IS A NATURAL, NORMAL RIGHT OF ANY AMERICAN. CB, I WOULDN’T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND EITHER. HER ARMS ARE FAT AND YOU ARE BORING.