Comments on: Phelpsy’s Mom Says She’s to Blame!

By: Reno

Reno — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:13:40 +0000

Oh geez – someone please hand me the smallest violin in the world! This bitch is set for life and is writing about crying her eyes out over a DUI? You have got to be kidding me. My mom could write a book that Michael Phelp’s book would be afraid to sit next to on the bookstore shelf. That crazy, hysterical bitch needs to move to AZ for a while – get a DUI reality check! LAME! LAME! LAME!

By: Chuck

Chuck — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 12:53:19 +0000

Would like to see a Grandpa Sam opinion piece once in awhile. Bet he has some funny stories also.

By: Taylor

Taylor — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:42:12 +0000

bring us grandpa sam!! i am SURE we will love him as much as wendie’s kids do :).

By: Down Unda

Down Unda — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:37:19 +0000

Dear Mrs. Evil Beet (AKA Sasha’s Mom),

You should SO be a contributing author! Like a weekly column on Sunday with motherly advice or words of encouragement to wayword celebrities! I’d read it. :-) (i.e. Dear Paris, You are actually the “ugly” sister that steals attention from Nikki by acting out. It’s not your fault, you were encouraged. But you are a mature adult now, so no excuses. Why don’t you act like a lady so that people smile and admire you rather then laugh at you? Love, Beet’s Mom) <– THAT’s Gold!

Hope all is well in AZ and don’t take any crap from Sasha! ;-)

Cheers,
Down Unda
(Who is still waiting for hell to freeze over so I have somebody to talk to -who will answer – on Twitter!)

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:30:03 +0000

Oh COME ON.

Why is this woman allowed to publish a book? Holy crap, who the hell would even buy it?

AUUUGH ANGRY!!

By: Kevinisstupid

Kevinisstupid — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:16:04 +0000

Size 14! Yes please.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:02:02 +0000

Why is he so terrifically ugly? Seriously…this guy has more than enough money to fix that face – more to the point: those TEETH.

His ears look like he could take flight any moment, and his nose is odd-shaped, and he has beaver teeth. Good Lord. For someone with SUCH. A. ROCKIN’. BODY. you would expect far far more.

Oh well. I guess you can’t have everything. Probably one of God’s rules. To give someone that much talent PLUS good looks would just be wrong.

By: Krys

Krys — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:39:11 +0000

Ohh having your grandpa on here would be so totally cool! Do it!!!!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:28:34 +0000

Are those his sisters? Why is he the only deformed-looking one? Poor thang

By: Ashley

Ashley — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:09:23 +0000

Hell yes, get Grandpa Beet involved!

By: Kit-Kat

Kit-Kat — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 03:54:13 +0000

Grandpa Beet MUST have a column on here!

All hail GBeet!

I am so game for that. Lol