O.J. Simpson’s Girlfriend Better Hope His Conviction Isn’t Overturned

April 1st, 2009 by Wendie


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O.J. Simpson’s lady isn’t standing by her man.  Since he started serving his thirty-three year sentence in December, Christie Prody moved from their Miami home to Fargo, North Dakota.  I’m willing to bet that dealing with deadly floods is more appealing than living with a murderer.  I mean, I don’t want to say that shacking up with O.J. Simpson qualifies as hard living, but his girlfriend was only twenty-nine when this picture was taken.  Aged.

According to the Enquirer, when O.J. found out that Prody is now knocked up by some new dude, he freaked his freak.  One of those famous “inside sources” claims that Simpson kept placing collect calls to Christie in which he screamed and generally flipped out, wondering how she could do this to him.

I’m sorry, but Christie Prody needs to go into the Ex-Girlfriend of a Murdering Athlete Protection Program and not come out until O.J.’s severed head is brought to her doorstep.


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11 Responses to “O.J. Simpson’s Girlfriend Better Hope His Conviction Isn’t Overturned”

  1. Boo Boo says:

    I have to question of any woman who would get involved with a man with OJ Simpson’s reputation.

  2. Jinxy says:

    Christine is just damn lucky to have survived OJ. Could he possibly be so delusional he thought she would wait for him and not move on with her life? Wow. Just Wow.

  3. Tom Cruise says:

    There are tons of fat busted hos all across the universe who are knocked up by men other than their locked up boyfriends.

    Its called dumb fat ho syndrome.

    Im not sure how the disease is spread though. Im guesing the spreading starts at the knees…..

  4. cheewizz says:

    From O.J. to Fargo?? Well, I suppose her bad decisions are getting less dangerous…

    “…dumb fat ho syndrome spreading starts at the knees…” That’s too funny!! There’s O.J.’s answer in case he ever needs to axe…

  5. medimary says:

    ha! severed head—hahahaaaa.

    love it.

  6. BLA says:

    Someone willingly being OJ’s girlfriend makes them a front runner for a Darwin Award. She would even beat the man who juggled three chainsaws while they were on.

  7. Mike says:

    Beet, why do you post shit that the Enquirer reports?

  8. Aris says:

    She’s a classy looking lady. And she looks about 40 in that picture, not 29…Yikes.

  9. Kelly says:

    I know we’re supposed to be focusing on the terrifying aspects of being OJ’s ex…. but I can’t think about anything other than that purse and how it’s probably filled with Lisa Frank coloring books & sparkly stamp kits.

  10. Tessa says:

    Thankgod she survived. A head injury could have been fatal. It is obviously not about the money that makes people happy because OJ had tons of it and yet he was sooo full anger toward women. I hope this is the end of his freedom and teaches all people to be nicer to each other and keep their hands to themselves!!!!

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