Comments on: Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer Would Have Been So Much More Into You If Only You Had Gonads

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:29:03 +0000

This guy has been left alone with his thoughts for way too long.

By: jay

jay — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:00:01 +0000

Yeah, Mayer’s an asshole of the highest degree. See, he uses words like that and phrases, etc., and tries to make it seem like comedy. Only it ain’t. His assholeness is shining through. Did the same thing with a racial spew in NYC a while back. Tried to play it off. He’s talented with a guitar but he’s just a douche without the bag.

Perez needs to disappear…right about now would be good. Sheesh what a nasty piece of work he is…

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:31:24 +0000

Mayer is fucking weirdo. And Perez is GROSS!

By: bocuk

bocuk — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:52:22 +0000

Jennifer Anniston does have gonads, too, unless she had a hysterectomy that I have not heard about.

By: quirkygirlkitten

quirkygirlkitten — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 15:51:18 +0000

what is he on about?!

By: meg

meg — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:33:00 +0000

Wow…that’s just offensive. I just lost some respect for John Mayer. He has no right to bash gay men like that. I realize its a comedy routine, but still.

By: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:01:54 +0000

I would like to talk John Mayer about the Church of Sciensuckingcockology.

This bitch can be my fluffer I MEAN High Priestess!

By: Vikki

Vikki — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:44:28 +0000

Is it just me, or is he doing a Dane Cook impression?

By: Lynn

Lynn — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:23:11 +0000

LOLLLLLLLLLL

Back with a vengence.

EB (when putting the effort in) has an undeniable gift. But some times the undeserved leg-humping around here is just sad.

You are a breath of fresh air, TSS.

By: Peter

Peter — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:17:55 +0000

Wendie,
I really like all of the women at Evil Beet. All three of you fucking rock! I am on this site everyday. But please, do not EVER write about Perez Hilton again. I just threw up in the trash can next to my desk.

By: thatLisa

thatLisa — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:04:09 +0000

wait. this is probably an elaborate John Mayer april fool’s joke. that’s why the video landed today.

and yes I have insomnia. And an obvious addiction to EB. don’t hate

By: TSS

TSS — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 12:00:48 +0000

Who would you rather make out with Wendie or Perez or Beet?

I’d have to say first Wendie then Perez then Beet. They all have the same size boobs, but Wendie’s hot and atleast Perez will cook you bacon in the morning…