SJP sports some new bangs (and a fake baby bump??) on the set of her new film, Did You Hear About the Morgans?

We get more of Rumer than we can take, and a decent dose of Tallulah, but it’s ever so rare that we see middle daughter Scout Willis photographed with her mom, Demi Moore. Scout’s almost 18 now, and she accompanied her mother (and their two hottie bodyguards!) for a walk around Nice.

I’m sorry, but these Willis girls are just proof that when beautiful people mate, the offspring are not always all that beautiful. Unless those two people are Brad and Angelina. In which case the babies are guaranteed to be beautiful. Really all babies anywhere just need to be touched by Angelina and they’re guaranteed to be beautiful. Demi Moore? Not so much. I have these internal debates as to whether it was Demi’s genetics or Bruce’s that caused all the facial problems with these girls. Seriously I dedicate minutes of my life to pondering this. That’s just how unexciting my sex life is.

But it would have to be Bruce, right?

Thoughts?

He’s ouuuuuuuutta there!

“Rehabbed” bigot Isaiah Washington was evicted from his Los Angeles home after failing to pay $100K in back rent.

“He’s moving out today,” a source tells RadarOnline.com. A man identifying himself as Kevin McCauley, the owner of the property, only had this to say about the Washingtons: “They are very nice people, this is an unfortunate matter.”

At the actor’s Los Angeles home on Monday afternoon, there was considerable movement. Two housekeepers were spotted packing a large box and photographs were taken off of the walls. As they were last week, the upstairs windows were still covered in paper.

Washington and his wife Jenisa were seen leaving the residence, though Washington returned forty minutes later before leaving again.

Hey, so, the $100K in back rent? That was only five months’ worth!!!! He was paying $20K/month in rent!!! HOLY SHIT. Do you know what kind of a house you could buy for that money? I mean, even in LA, you can get a freakin’ amazing house for $20K/month in rent!!! Why would you rent for that kind of money? But that’s the least of the things Isaiah’s a moron about, obviously.

You’d think with those kind of bills, he’d be a little more careful about the behavior on the set of his jobs! Too bad he was fired from Grey’s Anatomy for being a gay-hating asswipe and now he can’t seem to find work. SO SAD! It’s hard when everyone hates you, isn’t it, sweetie? At least when people hate you they have a good reason, which is more than I can say for your reasons for mistreating T.R. Knight!

No one in Hollywood wants to work with a bigot, Isaiah! It’s disgusting!!!

Queen Latifah had a birthday bash this past weekend at SIR Studios in Hollywood.  Attendees included Kim Kardashian, Lil’ Kim and Vivica Fox-all of whom brought their twins, or you know, massive chests.  Let’s hope Queen’s friends gave her money as a gift; it sounds like she’s going to need it.

Latifah’s cosmetologist and stylist are both suing her for unpaid salary for work they did for the Cover Girl campaign as well as Queen’s own Curvations intimate apparel line.  The lawsuits total $1M.

And if that’s not enough to properly ding Queen’s wallet, how long will it be until Jenny Craig sues her for breach of contract?  Because I’m still trying to see where she has used their products to help her get to a “healthy weight.”

Oh, and when you see the picture of Patricia Field in the gallery, focus on the fact that she was the stylist for Sex And The City. Just, wow.

The sound folks on Britney’s show need to stop sniffing paint. Once again, they left her microphone on at a time when it should have been off, and Britney’s enthusiastic “Bitch!” was captured for all to hear (around the 0:04 mark on this clip). It’s like the only time this girl’s mic is actually off is when she’s “singing.”

I hope that when I go to see Britney, the audio guys will just be completely passed out and we can hear EVERYTHING she mumbles to herself over the course of a show, little gems like “Fuck yeah!” and “What city are we in again?” and “I can smell my own pussy from here!”

I know Beet will beat me, but I must be true to myself.  I don’t get all the Lindsay Lohan footwear love.  I just do not.  It seems like she just has forty pairs of the same black leather boots to match her seventy-eight pairs of black leggings and her six John DeLorean tribute collector’s edition coke spoons.

However, Megan Fox was seen yesterday in curly hair (love!) and boots so substantially more fuckable than anything I have ever seen on Lindsay Lohan’s unevenly suntanned person.

How soon before I can expect that there will be a knockoff version on Zappos?

Little dogs and twins are so passé.  It’s all about the stripper pole, bitches!  And, of course, Kendra Wilkinson has her finger on the pulse of today’s trends:

I’m coming out with my own stripper pole.[sic] Stripper pole, and stripper pole workout,” The Girls Next Door star, 23, told Usmagazine.com at the American Red Cross Red Tie Affair in Santa Monica Saturday.

“It’s like Carmen Electra’s, but mine is better,” she continued. “Mine will connect to the ceiling, and you can spin on it and do all that stuff on it.”

Wait.  Carmen Electra has a stripper pole?  And you can’t spin on it and do all that stuff on it?  How did this get to market?  I am shuddering just thinking about the types of viruses my laptop is about to get as I Google images of Carmen’s stripper pole.  But I’m going to do it.  Now.