Nikki Ziering’s Face Gave Birth to a Baby
March 31st, 2009 by Evil Beet
At least that’s what it looks like. It looks like a screaming monster tore its way through this woman’s face. I can’t even imagine what her vagina looks like, if this is how poorly her face has held up over the past few years. Nikki, 37, got a divorce from Ian Ziering in 2002, and she just gave birth to a healthy baby named named Tatum Ella Reynolds. The baby was born in Newport Beach, because, honestly, if you’re a former Playmate who names her daughter Tatum, there’s just no reason for her to ever go anywhere other than Newport Beach. She’ll be fine just staying in Newport her entire life. Make it easy on the coroner.
Tatum’s baby daddy is Nikki’s boyfriend, total nobody Rick Reynolds.
And if you’re wondering where Ian Ziering’s sky-rocketing career has taken him lately, he’s got a film called National Lampoon’s The Legend Of Awesomest Maximus in post-production, where he plays a character called Testiclees. Yes. Testiclees.
For comparison, in the thumbnails I’ve posted some pics of Nikki that were taken in 2006. The past few years have not been good to this woman. She either needs to sue life or her plastic surgeon at this point. Someone needs to be held accountable for the state of her face.
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Okay, so, Ian Zering (who in his hey day, YEARS ago) was (on a good day)a D-Lister, has an EX- (for quite a few years now) Wife (who was never even an F-lister). Said Ex-Wife had a baby with sperm from a nobody.
How is ths post worthy?
Yikes.
duh, it’s cuz her face is SO SCARY. that’s worth it.
and it’s nice to see past playmates turn into freaks. it helps us non-playmates feel better about ourselves. :)
Slow news day, and also I wanted to make fun of her face.
hey. isn’t the chick on the right the girl from…. she’s the one? I love that movie.
I think her makeup looks awful, she has this weird halo effect surrounding her eyes and eyebrows with the lighter foundation.. I am sure she would look better if she matched it properly…
I was referring to the second pic…
OMG!! Tooooo much botox. She looks way older than 37.
She used to be so pretty that I wanted to be as pretty as her.
Is she morphing into Pam Anderson?
yeah- fug over botoxed face. But can I take a moment to complain about the frickin choker necklace on her friend.
Ring ring,
Hello?
Hello, is this 1992? Please take your chokers back.
WTF is up with the 90210 crowd (read: Shanon Doherty) still holding onto the choker!!!??
Ok beet you are right on, Nikki used to be smoking HOT but she has not aged well, too much sun, too much plastic surgery, and the lifestyle have prematurely aged her.
Her face has taken a beating.