Comments on: Bruce Willis Cast His New Wife

By: Sue

Sue — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 17:39:31 +0000

I totally agree that she looks like Demi

By: MissSmilla

MissSmilla — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:13:44 +0000

i have seen it! well, couldn’t keep watching really…the part with the man in the sack??!?!?!

By: piedlourde

piedlourde — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 11:23:18 +0000

Soooo, nobody has seen Takashi Miike’s brilliant movie “Audition”? Any day now, Bruce will wake up missing a foot and that chick will be pushing needles in his eyes while humming a jaunty tune.

By: HR

HR — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 05:51:49 +0000

Gaaah – i guess the tom cruise approach to dating has really caught on in hollywood, then!

By: JennB

JennB — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:49:46 +0000

OMG, me tooooooo. Where can I get it?? Not that I can afford it, but I’ll pretend I can and ask ;-).

By: Emily

Emily — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 01:07:50 +0000

I thought the same thing.

By: Sigh...

Sigh... — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:41:37 +0000

My gah. Love the dress. Bitch. Husband is gag, however. Gagging for greenbacks. Shameful.

By: Jade

Jade — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:31:23 +0000

I really like her dress!

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:07:54 +0000

I’m gay, and I must admit that girl has some damn sexy legs.

If only Bruce looked half as good.

By: Lynn

Lynn — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:03:13 +0000

You Go Girl! Buy them if you must, I support you!

WTF??? IS THAT BRUCE WILLIS’ ONLY SUIT???!!!

I must’ve seen at least 8 photos of him in the last 48 hours. They were all at various times in his 2 year relationship with this chick. She has a diffewrent outfit on in each picutre, and he has on THIS SUIT.

Wow…maybe this IS his people suit?

By: May/December

May/December — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:26:21 +0000

“Bruce Wills Casts His New Daughter” is what this picture looks like. I wish that these altacockers would stop trying to use young women to hide from their mortality. And she looks like Demi with browner skin, so he’s really trying to recreate the past.

So in thirteen years years and three more kids, who will her Ashton Kutcher be?

I think that when women reach their 40s, marrying guys who are 25+ years older than they are is okay, because presumably they aren’t looking for a father substitute by that age.

By: kt

kt — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 23:05:28 +0000

Like kelly said, he needed new prey because of how much his people suit had decayed.

Ahahahaha one of the best posts ever.