Demi’s Ass
March 23rd, 2009 by Wendie
Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife’s ass on Twitter. That makes him a twat, right? It would make him an ex-husband if he were married to me, but I’ve never been tolerant of men who refer to their spouses as “wifey” anyway. Ah, that pesky Nikon celebrity endorser…
Demi Moore seriously has the best ass for a forty-six-year-old. Is this a result of Kabbalah? Because, I just tied about eighteen red strings around my wrist and I’ve already lost two pounds. And I’m feeling way more holier. Than thou, that is.
Before you leave a comment, please make sure you've read our Guide to Commenting. It could save you a great deal of embarrassment.
i truly hate this wifey craze as well! why did this decide to explode over night?
lol. Ahhh Wendie. Your posts never fail to amuse me.
Why do I find an overwhelming sense of relief that she wears underwear that covers her whole ass and not a thong?
I read it was a bikini and not underwear…
Best ass?! HAHAHA! Looks like a damn 12 year old.
if you like fat women..
you are retarted that is the best ass out bar none and your only jealous
HOLD ON! Hold on! WHAT ASS!??!?!?!?! I’m sorry, but I don’t see an ass. The only ass in that photo is behind the camera.
I’m sorry, but ah, where in the photo is this alleged ass? All I see are two legs attached to a back.
that’s exactly what I was thinking!!
lmao.. EXACTLY!!! what ass? why do older women (no offense, wendie) refer to a non-saggy ass as a ‘great ass’? Demi has no hips and those panties are all loose on her. That ass is laughable
said the virgin
Whatever man! thsi bithc is suffering from Noassatall.
Like a really f’ng serious case of it.
Kaballah wont get you an apointment with a good plastic surgeon.
Beet has it right…Kutcher is a twat…Although Demi does have a pretty nice looking ass…I can’t help wonder what the fallout will be when Mrs. Kutcher realizes her bikini clad bend over is all over the internet thanks to her childish hubby! This should go under the headline of “Demi’s Been Punked!”
honestly… what’s up with that couch?
I KNOW!!
non-existent
I’m the same age as Demi Moore. If my ass looked like that, I’d post it myself. I think it looks great.
I could have gone all day without seeing this…
Chee-thanx…
When I saw the headline and pic, I thought you meant “Demi Lovato”. Thanks beet, now I’m depressed :(
Maybe I’m the only one… but I think we are the ones being punk’d. Give it a couple days and AK is gonna come out and tell us how this isn’t really Demi… HAHAHAHA…
And then we can all Laf and Laf and remember why we hated him in the first place…
Kudos to Wendie on the use of the word twat. Made me giggle in 7th grade – still makes me giggle years later.
That’s what you get for marrying a teenage jackass, frankly.
But yes, great butt.
I think Julia Robert’s face makes a better ass than the one Demi is missing back there.
She is a raw vegan that’s why she has a kick ass body :)
You’re suppose to only post these items on Twatter, not Twitter.
…what.
Didn’t anyone read Demi’s reply tweet to this?
She said something like “ha ha.. he’s so sneaky, and all while I was ironing his suit for him”… or something like that..
she didn’t seem to be too pissed about it.. and she actually reposted the link to the pic..
Here’s the actual post:
he is such a sneak and while I was steaming his suit too! RT @aplusk: shhh don’t tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
1:15 PM Mar 21st from TweetDeck
hahaha funny one wendy
more holier?!
clean your suit twat!
Christ, some of you people are feeble. Unless you’ve got an enormous ass, anyone would look like they had no ass in that pose.
I think at first I’d be a bit off, but then very flattered that my husband would be so proud as to show the world what he’s got :)
i think this is funny.
thats really mean if you are going to make fun of someone then make fun of youre self fatasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont think that is so cool the only ass is you
shit on that.she really has a tiny ass.