Caption This
March 23rd, 2009 by Wendie
And I seriously hosey, “What in the god damn fuckery is this shit and why does Cindy Crawford have a shaving cream dick in this April 2009 Allure magazine picture?”
Other than that, have at it.
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Speechless.
Was she ‘creamed’ by Cage, too? Lolz.
Was she ‘creamed’ by Cage, too? Lolz.
She needs to see a doctor about that
Gross.
yeah, umm, that’s not hot.
looks like Janice Dickenson – EEEgads! : /
It looks like her left titty has set off some type of foam bomb in order to distract her face from the fact that her right titty is trying to make a run for it….
She is becoming reeeal douchey to me what with her lame roomplace furniture schilling and now this….
Yeah, I kind of agree.
The foam actually makes her look sort of deformed and lumpy.
get me a razor quick . . .
Peter North will paint any woman for just $69.69…
43 and foamy.
hehehe, that’s a good one!
Need bucket of cold water NOW!!!
Something is going on in her down yonders. Something odd.
It’s like there is shaving cream, then to our right a round grey-colored…..giant exterior cervix.
It looks like a stray gonad doesn’t it?
It looks like something that fell off of Colin Ferals dick.
This is what happens when you make love to an elephant and choose to use the withdrawal method of birth control.
Cindy, Cindy, Cindy…this is so beneath you, regardless of how in shape and kick ass you still look.
I can smell the desperation all the way over here. Going forward, please try to keep your activities in front of cameras classier and more AGE APPROPRIATE.
Thank you.
They photochopped the shit out of her armpit.
Nice, saggy titties and what not, just how I like to end my day. Not.
Her kids must be so proud. I know I would love to see my mom posing like that. Not.
NASTY! I thought this was Janice Dickenson too!! so gross
Whatever…she prolly has a pad like thing stuck to her crotch so that we cant see her actual labia….I think this is an iteresting photo….desperate, maybe…but hot non-the-less!
How shes sunk..when does the reality show start!!!!!!
Looks like another case of the missing pubes… gross.
do you think she ended up with shaving cream stuck in places?
im not hungry anymore *puts down food* …
… I actually think she looks get outta town hot.
I’ve just deleted the caption comment about the Dali Lama, it was rude and sacreligious.
please disagree with me immediately! She looks very Janice Dickenson. Correction…… Janice Dickenson has managed to look like Cindy Crawford. Sheeat.
oh, and the random orafice?
“MAH PUSSY’S HANGIN’ OUT!”
hahaahhaaaahaha, funniest thing ever haha
why Cindy, why?
Cindy Crawford as a slightly over toasted Bagel with cream cheese.
what shoes does one wear with shaving cream? i never know.
this is what 43 looks like, do not be afraid to like it or look it. anyone complaining about this photo ought to be lucky enough to look this fine. what an uppity bunch of prissy prisses saying cindy missed the mark on this one!
I totally thought that was Faith Hill at first…
That really REALLY isn’t hot. At all.
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“And I seriously hosey”?
My world, my beautiful world, I’m melting, ooohh. She looks great, but why not just have a new Sports Illustrated cover category of women over 40? Equally provocative without the overexposure.
http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=d5vucdpqjgpc0o6zlb9tsvo9a5o