Someone Gave Tara Reid a Job!!
March 20th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Well, at least it’s a horror flick. Who isn’t a little bit scared by Tara Reid?
Tara will star in an upcoming movie called The Fields, and the film’s writer/producer says “We’re hoping to make Tara relevant again.”
Tara will play a mother whose family is terrorized by an unseen presence. Meanwhile, the rest of us will continue to be terrorized by the unseen presence of Tara Reid’s career.
Whatever, it’s good to see her back on her feet and working. It can’t possibly be worse than Lindsay Lohan’s Fornarina ad. I’m still kind of surprised that even Lindsay “Desperate” Lohan took that gig. Where is that ad going to air? At the Special Olympics? (We can make that joke now, right? Because the President did.)
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Fornarnia Beet! Narnia!
Tara reid playing a mother….
That’s what I was thinking. For some reason she just doesn’t strike me as ‘motherly’…
Haha, I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that was a little off.
Ok. You’re really starting to confuse me with the Lohan jabs you’ve thrown out the past few days. My world is sorta upside down without your seemingly blind love for the untalented former actress.
they want to “make tara relevant again” ? umm….exactly when was she relevant to begin with?!
She needs some blotting papers.
A blow-job, maybe…acting job? Get outta town! She’s an actress? She’s been relevant? Was it in some sort of Twilight Zone relevancy? Is that photo above a pic of a wax dummy or just a dummy?
What a horribly misleading photo. It just doesn’t portray Tara’s boob-exposing, wild-on, sloppiness in full.