Hannah Montana Makes Me Want To Puke
March 17th, 2009 by Wendie
The same could happen to you! Hannah Montana lunchbag-ready snacks have been recalled by The Canadian Food Inspection Agency and the Peanut Corporation of America as a precautionary measure. This recall is part of that huge peanut recall from earlier this year in which some peanuts were tainted with salmonella. Way to react, fucking greedy Hannah Montana merchandising execs. Didn’t other affected manufacturers do this, like, weeks ago?
According to The Mayo Clinic, symptoms of salmonella can include:
nausea and vomiting
abdominal pains and diarrhea
fever
chills
muscle pains
Fuck. I feel like that every time I hear Miley Cyrus talk. How is a fan to discern if it’s Miley’s grating cadence or the granola bar?
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The blonde wig makes her look like a bimbo of the first water.
God, ugly girl.
Title stolen or ripped off from Perezhilton. Can’t you be more imaginative?!
she looks just like linda blair in the exorcist in this photo.
Recalled weeks ago? Wasn’t it, like, MONTHS ago? WTF. I can’t really blame Miley Cyrus for this, but I think I will anyway because I hate her.
i know hannah gets on our nervs but u cant blame her after this fame aand stuff im just suprised that shes not on drugs yet good on her
i could tolerate her face at least if she just got a nose job.
that fugly thing makes her face look all smashed in. ew.
miley cyrus should get a life she is a low down skank she says she isnt makin enough money look at all of the people who dnt have jobs and cant afford all the stuff she has! she needs to know what the real life is. she should get kicked off of disney channel because she likes to show her body to everyone she isnt all that pretty taylor swift is alot better looking than that b****