Christina Ricci Engaged!
March 17th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Word on the street is that Christina Ricci just got engaged to her comedian boyfriend, Owen Benjamin, although her reps haven’t confirmed it yet.
Christina was apparently out doing some drinking to celebrate this weekend — and, if you read between the lines of Ted Casablanca’s column, probably putting some party favors up her nose. I am of course referring to, uh, nose rings.
Our source was partying at the Palihouse in West Hollywood last Saturday night with his pals next door to the Ricci/Benjamin bash. He briefly spoke to Owen himself, who confirmed it was his engagement party, while Ricci and the couple’s cohorts were in the room engaging in all types of typical late-night H-wood hotel room behavior.
Our source lost an amigo at his shindig, and called the dude’s phone looking for him. Looks like somebody snuck into the wrong fete, since it was Christina Ricci who answered on the other line!
Acting out-of-it from indulging in silliness more appropriate for a bachelorette party, not an engagement soiree, CR started screaming she would “call the f—-cking cops” if our source kept calling her—even ‘tho it wasn’t her phone! Who knew such feisty things came in tiny packages?
Congrats to Owen and Christina! Good luck with this, kids.
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she looks so tiny and that’s a cute dog, anybody know the breed?
Them making love would be like Geppetto screwing Jiminy Cricket.
shes SOO tiny and hes SOO tall!!
Funny, cuz her forehead is still HUGE
like yo’ ass
oh my god, I didn’t even know they were dating. I adore her, and he is SO HILARIOUS!! what a wonderful little couple
She looks like his little kid.
I thought he was a director?
That’s a crazy height difference! It gives me hope.
good luck
Congrats to Christina and her enormous forehead.
Just kidding, sort of. I think she’s actually quite beautiful, really. And she has an enormous forehead.
yikes. He will break her in half :(
he needs to be with a tall lady, someone 5″10 or 11, no one wants those poor ladies to be stuck with a midget who they can’t wear heels around. Additionally short men want short ladies so they can feel tall and manily.
How tiny is she anyhoo??
tall guys tend to like short girls.
Whaa? What happened to Kick Gurry? I thought they were great together. More, I thought it would be awesome for the lame-o Australian media to constantly refer to Wednesday Adams as our daughter-in-law.
nice moobs.
creepiest picture I’ve ever seen…other than the one of Hugh Heffner’s wife!
whoa….she does look itty bitty. What a lollipop head, though. Someone should tell her about bangs. If I can use mine to cover up a huge scar then she can use them to cover..well….her…you know.
Jeez she’s hot.