Can You Spot the Puss ‘N Boots?

March 17th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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This is the scene of sheer insanity as Lindsay Lohan left a hair salon on Monday.

Geez, why would anyone want this level of fame? And how could you possibly keep in mind who you are as a person when this is the scene that greets you at a hair salon, let alone a court date? It must be so hard to keep your own identity in perspective when you face these people every day, scrambling all over each other to define an identity for you.

Also, why is Lindsay always in hair salons? Does she just have her extensions touched up twice a day or something? It’s really kind of ridiculous.


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32 Responses to “Can You Spot the Puss ‘N Boots?”

  1. alix says:

    no wonder she’s an addict.

  2. Klipper says:

    Yeah, I have NO fucking clue why she’s famous anymore or what people see in her. Does she even do anything anymore? She doesn’t really make movies now, isn’t really attractive or interesting, is totally self-absorbed, and says really moronic shit whenever she’s interviewed. I just don’t get it.

    • thatLisa says:

      maybe it is because of people like you, klipper, who “hate” her yet post and bitch about her EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY

      • Klipper says:

        Exactly where did I say I “hate” her? I obviously must have said that because you’re quoting me as having done so.

        I simply don’t get what the hell people see in her… and judging by other’s that commented here, I’m not alone. You need to calm down and stop being so defensive. I’m allowed to be completely confused as to why people like her since she doesn’t do a damn thing worthwhile, isn’t interesting and isn’t that great looking just as you’re allowed to come here and kiss Beet’s ass and defend her choice to write about the same damn “celebrity” every day.

      • thatLisa says:

        no, I was using the quotes as to mean ALLEGEDLY. sorry for the miscommunication. like, oh you bitch about her all the time, but I actually think you are secretly obsessed with her (since you comment about it constantly).

        Sorry for the confusion. I wasn’t trying to kiss Beet’s ass as much as I was trying to bitch at you. Sorry if that wasn’t clear as well.

  3. Abbi says:

    Wait… that’s her LEAVING a salon??

  4. Jennifer says:

    Why does anyone give a flip about her? She doesn’t do anything. Fame is a choice Linds, no one is forcing you to live in LA and hang out at KNOWN paparazzi hotspots. Move to Montana.

  5. elizabeth says:

    Can someone PLEASE inform me of one movie-tv show- good song- that she has been a part of??? Oh, what’s that you say, she hasn’t??

    She isn’t famous- she is overexposed and lacks talent. This girl is the definition of useless. And she is only marginally good looking, I really don’t think she is all that special.

    Also, she is nuts. And she can blame her mental instability on her parents, but we need to realize that people grow up in situations MUCH,MUCH more horrendous than hers, and go on to do good things in the world instead of complain and get cracked out.

    And she is leaving a salon?!? Geeeez. They may have invented something to give you long hair, but they will never invent something to give you good looking long hair. Extensions always look rotten!!

  6. Sometimes says:

    Also, I don’t see how this is legal. Could you imagine how fucking annoying that would get? I’m amazed she isn’t even crazier. Lord knows I would have gone on a rampage of fifty with all of those flashes and people calling my name. A part of me would love it though… so I dunno.

  7. Erin says:

    That is… truly insane. I can’t imagine how stressful that would be. I’d be doing a Julia Roberts and going somewhere remote.

    Or even.. paying a hair stylist to come to me maybe? So sad for her. Few at that age are equipped to deal with that.

  8. ADru says:

    I think it’s funny she’s sipping on a capri sun.

  9. lolalily says:

    evilbeet is totally bipolar about lindsay lohan. so many different opinions about la lohan by bloggers on this site. today its sympathy and reflection, tomorrow it will be humiliation and namecalling..

  10. Emily says:

    Probably her front. LOL!

  11. LoveLindsay says:

    Why is everyone so down on Lindsay?

    Obviously she sells, why else would the paps continue to harrass her and take endless photos of her doing…well nothing

    Because she is endless entertainment!

    Lovin everything Lindsay!
    Keep it coming Beet :)

  12. Hautie says:

    I am more curious why it looks like she has a lawyer with her… who is the guy walking out with her? I didn’t think any man that clean looking… would be caught dead near her.

  13. Quill says:

    If she didn’t enjoy the attention, the flashes, the cameras and the craziness that ensues, she could easily move away or stay out of the spotlight. She chooses to stay in LA and go out shopping, go to hot spots, clubs, etc where the paparazzi can easily find her and chase her.

  14. alexa says:

    Come on , she loves it. I think she would go even more crazy if the paps left her alone.

  15. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she loves every second of it. no sympathy for her…i do think it is wrong, however, to take photos of celebs doing things with their kids, like dropping the kids at school.

  16. she loves every second of it. no sympathy for her…i do think it is wrong, however, to take photos of celebs doing things with their kids, like dropping the kids at school.
    Sorry, forgot have added great post! Waiting on your next one!

  17. YoMamma says:

    Well said, Beet. I was thinking these thoughts exactly today. Lindsay and Octomom. Why are we wasting digital space with their every move? Worse yet, why do I READ the stories and gaze at the pics? It is like driving by a car accident. You can’t NOT look.

  18. leo says:

    what kind of a life is that

  19. Jinxy says:

    Instead of building a career, her momster and Lilo decided to use the interwebz to give her a jump start on the transition from tween actress to adult roles. Along the way she forgot she was a actor and became an addict. She’s infamous, not famous. Her career is over, unless you count the fortune in leggings and spray on tan products she’s making. She’s going to get someone killed – she CALLS the PAPS on herself then the photos are online and it feeds her ego that she is still important – a player but other than going to get her weave did, and shopping for goods her assistant returns because she’s so broke she can’t afford to keep unless SR pays.

    She is going to cause someone to be hurt or killed in order to feed her bloated ego, but she still won’t have a j.o.b. because she’s using.

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