Phelpsy’s Free!
March 15th, 2009 by Soleil
Hoorah! Micheal Phelps is free to swim once again after his pot-induced suspension. He came out of the incident mostly unharmed, only losing one endorsement (Kellogg’s) but he’s “angry” about how the incident was portrayed in the tabloids. If he was angry about that, imagine how pissed he’s gonna be in a few months with the ish is legal anyway! When asked about how he felt about the media reaction Phelps said
“I have come to realize that people want to bring you up but more people want to bring you down.”
Wise words from a wise man a.k.a a ripper of massive bongs. This is the exact kind of philosophical verbal meandering that people spew after smoking a fatty. I’m just hope he’ll just do it in his basement/garage with a tiny window cracked like a normal person as opposed to at a crowded college party.
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He didn’t beat up any women, so all is forgiven Mr. Phelps.
agreed. Man, people really did act like this was almost a larger deal, eh? How sad
He looks actually looks kinda decent in that picture
I agree! This is the best picture I’ve ever seen of his face!
oops, I guess I was still asleep when I wrote that -.-
He actually looks*
He’s still Butt Ugly.
Haha, he is totally nasty looking, eh? His face annoys me to no end.
He needs to get that grill fixed.
Its really not that bad. Look at Mileys for example, before and after getting veneers. Still terrible.
….and still ugly as ever.
Toooooo manyyyyy typooooos.
agree, big time.
Maybe she was hitting the bonb when she did it?
It wasn’t his facial beauty that got him where he is. Everyone who complains about his face would probably change physiques with him in a nanosecond, to say nothing of his discipline.
I bet all of the people (picky women, too) who want to be around him aren’t too put off by his teeth and his jaw. And if he wants to misspend part of his hard-earned fortune rearranging them surgically, he can well afford to. Let’s see all of his critics looking impeccable every time someone shoves a camera in their face.
Miley looks like Punxsatawney Phil. Twins I swear. Or same dentist.