Mmm, Is There Something You’d Like to Tell Us, Harry?

March 15th, 2009 by Soleil


 

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Prince Harry was spotted wearing bright pink nail polish the other night. This, combined with the face that he “was drinking Vodka Red Bull and Vodka Apples” lead me to conclude that this is not his first and only foray into feminine things. I bet he likes to feel a little satin between his royal cheeks every now and again. 

Even when guys typically do wear nail polish they tend to go for black. It takes a real man to wear fluorescent pink though.


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34 Responses to “Mmm, Is There Something You’d Like to Tell Us, Harry?”

  1. butterflytattoo says:

    The pink boxers are a really nice touch

  2. medimary says:

    and PINK BOXERS!!!

  3. tiger lily says:

    Are you sure this is Harry? It looks nothing like him – other than the red hair.

  4. Sheila says:

    It’s either not him or hec looks like HELL. Totally trashed. His face is misshapen and bloated if it is him.

  5. DC says:

    Fact!* Is it wrong that I attempt not coming to Beat on the weekend, so I won’t have to read Soleil’s absolute stretch to be considered witty, every post? God, it’s like a series of tangents no one can make sense of. I mean, they’re getting better as time passes, but you still have the occasional grammatical error.

    Bash away, readers. Tell me how I’m wrong on so many levels.

  6. DivaJulia says:

    ‘Member when David Beckham was wearing baby blue nail polish a few years ago?

    Oh, those naughty Brits.

  7. AnnaMolly says:

    it looks as if he painted his nails with pink highlighter… I’d still do him

  8. rawr says:

    i like the polish. good to see he’s very sure of his sexuality/masculinity. and i agree he looks totally wrecked!

  9. Catalina says:

    Those boys look more and more like their dad every day. So, so unfortunate.

  10. Jennifer says:

    WTF. Look like a MAN you friggin pansy.

    • Anonymous says:

      who are you to decide how men should look?

      I’m stoked that he is not so homophobic that he doesn’t care if he is seen wearing nail polish. who the eff cares?

      • Canaduck says:

        I agree, I think this is the first interesting thing he’s ever done.

      • ThatLisa says:

        I know… waaaaay better than that nazi shit, right? I think nail polish on boys can be cute. If they are comfortable enough, what the fuck ever

    • Anonymous says:

      god. you sound like one of those people who buy their 3 year-old girls play vacuum cleaners, and punish the little boys if they dare pick up a doll

  11. Beehind says:

    Love the pink panties!

  12. Amy says:

    I’d still fuck him.

  13. just saying says:

    Slow news Sunday? Bummer. You would Think Sunday would be the prime time. I mean it’s obvious you scale other websites for the news and plug a catchy title on them anyway. I miss beet!

  14. woohoo says:

    Hes a bottom, fo sho.

  15. TVsnark says:

    That is the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

  16. hil says:

    remember the nazi outfit? this is just him making a show of himself again.
    but i love redheads, so love him. :)

  17. Grace says:

    Meh. It’s fairly normal for British men in the military to prat around with gender-bending stuff on their time off. It’s apparently the height of wit and hilarity.

  18. Erin says:

    I knew Harry would turn out to be the fun one!

    He probably lost a bet.

  19. Jell says:

    The expression on his face makes me think of that SNL video “Jizz in My Pants.”

  20. Mikey says:

    That is not Prince Harry.

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