Warrant Out for Lindsay Lohan???

March 13th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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We’re hearing rumors that police have issued a warrant for Lindsay Lohan, due to failure to comply with court orders from her last DUI arrest. This is likely due either to a failure to meet with her probation order or a failure to take a required drug test. (I’m gonna go ahead and guess it’s the latter.)

Word on the street is that the LAPD is currently searching for Miz Lohan.

I don’t have confirmation on this, but the buzz is awfully strong right now. We’ll keep ya posted.


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19 Responses to “Warrant Out for Lindsay Lohan???”

  1. Klipper says:

    Finally a Lindsay Lohan story that I can get behind. I hope she gets some good long jail time. Do you know how awesome it would be to not have to see pictures of her walking around being completely worthless pretty much everyday?
    I’m sure Beet would act as if the world were coming to an end. She’s so gay on this ugly, untalented and uninteresting chick.

  2. JorgeMacD says:

    She is such a worthless person.

  3. MarySunshine247 says:

    If this is true, she is definitely much more foolish and brainless than I initially thought she was…

  4. trixie says:

    BS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Anonymous says:

    there was an interview of her where she sounded so sane n smart and there you go – a silly thing like that, drugs do that to you, I guess.
    ~LIA~

  6. rayne says:

    warrant for her arrest? gawd, should we be so lucky.

  7. Jennifer says:

    Oh please let this be a Paris Hilton level arrest complete with her whining “WHY ME” on cable news. I need something to entertain me.

  8. m says:

    Sorry but this now Saturday…where is the news??? Weekend blogger…not so sure

  9. mcbiscuit says:

    This woman has the paps on her tail every livin breathin minute of the day, and the cops “can’t find her”?
    Either LA cops are stupider that I thought (and I have long thought them completely moronic) or this is bullshit.

  10. ricardo says:

    she looks beat!

  11. Virgi says:

    Yuppers. Beverly Hills PD released their official statement on the matter. She’s got a warrant out. A $50,000 warrant – nice.

  12. luvvb says:

    awww! fuck!
    & god-damn-it. wtH?
    this really pisses me off.!
    still love her, though.
    will ALWAYS be pullin’ for her.
    but still pisses me off. say it ain’t so…

  13. Just Saying says:

    I still heart Linds! It’s about to get bumpy for reals.

  14. Rocket Surgeon says:

    Oh god….the worst part is the fact that her publicity whore father Michael Lohan will be back to his crappedy, crap, crap old rants.

    • anonymous says:

      Maybe his rants are right. Maybe Lindsay could use some parental guidance/fatherly discipline (Better late than never) A lot less party scene and more structure. I don’t know much about the Dad, but considering Ronson was around when Lindsay was busted b/f, rehab, etc, maybe more Dad and less Ronson, Hollywood would be good for her. It took Britney’s Dad to straighten her out, Lindsay’s Dad might be able to help.

      • Rocket Surgeon says:

        Mmmmmmm…..maybe.
        I don’t think Michael Lohan is a fit father to make decisions. He spent time in jail, Brits dad didn’t.

      • Anonymous says:

        Linds’ dad is a crazy hypocritical psycho. Had he been my father, I would probably be way worse than her.

        Parental guidance is not being a fame-whore, using your daughter’s name to keep yourself in the public eye. He is disgusting. Where do you think she learned how to be a stupid drunk?

        UGHHGHHGHHG I HATE MICHAEL LOHAN

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