I Think We’ll All Rest A Little Easier Tonight Knowing That This Is Resolved

March 13th, 2009 by Wendie


lindsay_mink

Remember last year when Lindsay Lohan borrowed a fur coat from 1OAK nighclub?  The owner of the mink, Marsha Markova, called it “stealing” because Lindsay uh, borrowed it without asking and returned it three weeks later torn and reeking of smoke and booze.  Whatever…semantics can be so tiresome.

Borrowed or stolen, the case has been settled.  The amount Linds had to pay to Markova was undisclosed.  According to New York Post, the mink was worth $11,000 and Marsha was asking for $10,000 in compensation.  Seems reasonable.


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13 Responses to “I Think We’ll All Rest A Little Easier Tonight Knowing That This Is Resolved”

  1. Just Saying says:

    If she had just vacuumed the blow from the pockets, street value was a fur AND a small SUV.

  2. Reno says:

    Screw the fur…who the hell applied her blush in this picture?!?!?!

  3. Vondiddlyon says:

    Is it just me or does the side of her face, like her cheekbone area, look massively bruised?!

    • MarySunshine247 says:

      Probably this shot was taken at a time when her superior line of spray tan products was still in an experimental stage…

  4. Canaduck says:

    Actually, Marsha, you stole that coat first…from about 40 minks. Nice job, you callous ho-bag.

  5. quirkygirlkitten says:

    lindsay lohan is a fucktard who should be bitchsmacked for wearing fur. actually, for many reasons.

  6. Ugh says:

    I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. You can be too rich, too thin and too tan and here’s the proof. To say nothing of too high.

  7. Ugh says:

    I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. You can be too rich, too thin and too tan and here’s the proof. To say nothing of too high.

  8. Why, oh, why says:

    More ghastly thin-ness. And I’ve seen this face before, on Dolly Parton, Joan Rivers, Shirley MacLaine, Lisa Marie Presley, Madonna, the Joker… It’s the one-face-fits-all that plastic surgeons must have a template for in their operating rooms. When they forget what the woman originally looked like, they just open their book and there is The Face.

  9. TheBag says:

    Okay, just say the picture of Miley with that huge orange bag now Lohan with this big bag? What are they dragging around in those huge things? their kitchen sinks?

  10. Dara says:

    The coat is hideous anyway, the lady should be happy it was ruined :P

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