Hef’s Selling the House Next Door
March 13th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Well, THIS is interesting.
Hugh Hefner’s wife — yes, wife; the couple split in ‘99 but did not divorce — Kim Hefner, has been living in the gigantic house next-door to Hef’s since 1996, when the couple bought the place for $6.7M (and financed the entire amount). Kim’s been living there with her Hef babies, the youngest of whom is now heading off to college. Hef has apparently decided that she no longer needs such a gigantic home, and he’s listed it for around $30M. A tidy profit, if it sells at that amount!
I can’t imagine Hef is very excited to part with the house next to the mansion. And I can’t imagine Kim is pleased about it, either. The economy is affecting EVERYONE.
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Yikes. This woman is positively frightening.
Looks like what Courtney Love is going to look like in a few years. Bleh.
Fuck you, this is a bad pic.
Kim is awesome, dont judge her if you dont know her.
One of the nicest and most sincere people you will ever meet and she is BEAUTIFUL!
She looks horrible – too many visits to the plastic surgeon or botox/restalyn/radiesse injections – whatever !
His business is in serious trouble. He’ll be lucky to sell that place for $20 million, and he needs every penny. I’d be surprised if he doesn’t have to declare bankruptcy.
Check out the financial statements that are publicly available on his company.
Ahhh she is so scary!! Eek, I think I may have nightmares about this chick now…How old is she, anyway?
I googled- she was born in 1963. She was actually pretty when she was in Playboy.
her lips are so wrong!!
Ever notice how women with too much plastic surgery all end up looking like Jack Nicholson as the Joker? Hef gave Kendra, Holly and Bridget $50,000 a year each to be his girlfriends at the mansion. There’s a quick way to save money – stop paying 18-year-olds to live with you to assuage your fear of mortality.
zomg! brilliant!
not to quote the partridge family, but “i think i love you”!!!!!!!!!
love child between courtney love and cameron diaz ?
I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing!!!
My money is on her being the love child of Cameron Diaz and either The Joker or Mickey Rourke.
More ghastly thin-ness. And I’ve seen this face before, on Dolly Parton, Joan Rivers, Shirley MacLaine, Lisa Marie Presley, Madonna, the Joker… It’s the one-face-fits-all that plastic surgeons must have a template for in their operating rooms. When they forget what the woman originally looked like, they just open their book and there is The Face.
So is this why it’s rumored that she’s moving back in to the mansion? Will their sons move there too and make everyone realize that their father is no longer an adolescent wearing Benjamin Button makeup? Then there will be some non-synthetic testosterone in the Mansion, other than, of course, all the male staff who work there.
that is one freaky looking lady! And who has that kind of money and wants to live next to the STD mansion?
WHAT’S WRONG WITH HER FACE?????? Ugh!
It looks like Cameron Diaz at the end of her 40’s…
Sp THAT’s who ate all my raspberry ice cream!! It’s all over her top lip!
What is the matter with that lady’s face???
she’ll be a great prop for the big halloween party!
Smart move on Hef’s part. I wouldn’t want that thing living next door to me either.
NEW STORY! NEW STORY!
This hurts my eyes. This bitch looks like a cat and cameron diaz had a kid.
If she was black that cat could be lil kim.
So glad I’m not the only one who thought of Cameron Diaz when I saw this.
Yeah, it’s the eyes, I think.
She has freaky snake eyes
omg her face sooo reminds me of that guy from Puppet Master!
http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/geekspeak/archives/Blade3.jpg
OMG! I have that doll, It was my mom’s and my boys claimed it when she died
She scares me.
FISHLIPS
ps
Beehind-BEEPOB NICE TO MEET YA
I actually flinched when I saw that pic. The joker smile was what killed me
her eyes are wonky
AAAHH! Damn, I didn’t know they based Sally from ‘Nightmare Before Christmas,’ on a real person!
Why does anyone still buy Playboy when p.orn is free on the net? Men?
As soon as I saw this pic, I had a flashback to childhood…
http://weaknights.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/02/femalegremlin.jpg
Wow Twins!
let’s get the story right Hef sold the house out from under that ugly crak head and took the money. Kimberly and her girlfriend, Julie McCullough are going to live out their life in poverty. But wait great idea sue Hef for whatever he has left. Now the lesbians can live in peace.