Let’s Play a Fun Guessing Game
March 11th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Paris Hilton is wearing a large “D’ around her neck as she and fellow famewhore Douche Reinhardt parade their “true love” all over Hawaii.
We all know she’s not falling in love with this douchebag.
So what does the “D” stand for, in Paris’s mind?
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Dick.
Too easy.
She probably has every letter of the alphabet; you know, just in case.
Hope Doug likes herpes. She’s given him something he can never give back.
It probably stands for Paris, in her mind. I’m guessing she doesn’t spell too well.
Haha! This one wins.
Dilly Bars!
I hate girls like her. Every time they start effing someone new, suddenly they are soooooooo in love!!!!1!!!111!!! seriously, she has been ‘in love’ with like 50 people
ugh
Disinfected.
It signifies that the CDC is allowing her out in public
Win.
LOL
LMAO
Score.
Donovanosis.
lol @ klipper and ray. too funny…
They were probably just out of P’s and she though “Eh, close enough”.
hahahahahaha
DOUCHE
too obvious?
Paris “Danger” Hilton.
After seeing her in that dress probably the size breasts she plans on getting implanted.
“Duh” (it’s early and I’m tired)
DILDO
D*I*L*D*O
dipshit
dick: go get some
Should be a double d as she is rapidly ‘dumbing down’ in the world.. if that is possible when she has no values, morals or truth.
Diamond–> I know it is significantly more tame than other suggestions… but it probably the truth.
If you ever have the time, could you please run a compilation of all the letters and names that Paris has worn around her neck during her various male conquests over the years? I have a feeling we may have a full alphabet.
Dense
Dysfunctional
Disgusting
Dumbshits
Useless
- oh, I’m sorry the last one starts with a “U”
Ditzy
A new name for herself: Douche-canoe.
disposable
Daddy
dollars
Dougtard Rheinsoft
Dickdumpster?
down syndrome
Haha, love that! It’s a bit offending to the people with downs syndrome to be compared to Paris, but wtf. Win!
dumbass.
Ok, I don’t know what the “D” stands for in her pea-sized brain, but it makes me sick to know she probably dropped more on that necklace than I make in a year!
Oh, to be blissfully dumb AND obscenely rich…
i say it stands for DIVA and that dress she’s wearing is gorgeous.
Dumb
Diseased
Demented
Defective
Damp
Drunk
Dickmatized