Everyone Has a Book Deal But Me

March 9th, 2009 by Evil Beet


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The creators of the (admittedly brilliant) super-fattening food website, This Is Why You’re Fat, have scored themselves an agent and are shopping a book deal.

Maybe it would help if I actually wrote a book.

Seriously, though, the site is genius.


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13 Responses to “Everyone Has a Book Deal But Me”

  1. ThatLisa says:

    I am a huge fan of that site. And would seriously eat like at least a third of that shit. It’s all about moderation, people!! :)

    And I mean…. It’s kind of a book.. I wouldn’t be that jealous of a compiled picture book though.

    • Nora says:

      Only a third?! As I scrolled down the page I was thinking to myself, “yum…yum…yum…yum.”
      Hamburger crust pizza? INGENIOUS!

      nobody likes a vegetarian —have you seen those t-shirts? hilarious!

  2. chic little says:

    ugh for the sandwich, but i’d read any book of yours.

  3. Cor A Looker says:

    I’m planning on buying it for sure. Think of dieting (which I am) and having cravings.

    “Ohhhh screw it, I want a piece of pizza! Better look at my book……..and craving gone.”

  4. dodi says:

    omg…that site is so brilliantly disgusting…my craving was gone in like ten seconds…I actually also feel a bit sick now, especially because of the amount of meat people (i’m a veggie) are able to consume…yugh!
    Absolutely Brills!

  5. Lee says:

    I think it’s hilarious that they put a smattering of lettuce in that…thing. Other than being the only food item in it that I can positively identify, it’s like they tried to throw in some infinitesimal amount of nutrition…and failed.

  6. superprepman says:

    That site makes me feel like im going to be sick. It was gross. I hope people don’t actually eat that stuff.

    YOU however should get a book, cause it would be awesome and I’d buy it. (^_^)

  7. DivaJulia says:

    Wow. I just experienced a new phenomena.

    1.) Mouth watering from hunger;

    then

    2.) The “warm-drools” of nausea…

    …all at the same time.

  8. quirkygirlkitten says:

    want to know why america is so fat? easy: all-you-can-eat buffets and gigantic portions of everything. i don’t need to eat a burrito as big as my head, thanks.

    • Heatherlyisaverb says:

      I want a burrito as big as my head……..

      thanks for kicking off a preganancy craving quirky!

  9. Amanda says:

    I visit that site about every day and it’s just great! If anything will keep you from having that fast food lunch at work, it’s that site.

  10. Ricardo says:

    I love the site!!! more often than id like im like, MMMMM yeaaah I WANT IT!!!

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