Tonya Harding Is Just a “Backwood Hicks” Girl
March 4th, 2009 by Evil BeetDo they make ‘em any crazier than this chick? I always love seeing her interviewed. It’s not like watching a train wreck — it’s like watching a train that’s already wrecked continue to struggle along the track. Because it heard there was really good weed about a mile down the road.
Here’s Tonya Harding on REALSports talking insane nonsense about how Barack Obama is helping her make money, and I realized that she reminds me a lot of the crazy pageant moms on my new favorite show, Toddlers & Tiaras. Like where their kid looks ready for the red carpet while they’re behind the scenes talking shit and creating a new genre of schlubby.
And someone oughtta kneecap those bangs.
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OMG Beet – that is by far the best use of the word ‘kneecap’ I have ever encountered. Thank you.
Bwahahahahaha! *wiping tears*
What an ignorant whore… and getting old and fat now, too. She seems to have the octomom disconnect thing going on. Yeaaallllk…
I hate that bitch.
Listen closely and you can hear banjos playing in the background…her hair says EVERYTHING about her. She’s trash, just trash.
America at it’s finest.
LOL, just as I clicked to comment, I noticed yours about the bangs. Someone, PLEASE free her! Even the girls I went to school with in 9th grade don’t have those bangs anymore, sheesh….
haha I love the interviewer guy, he is awesome. And yep, she’s crazy.
omg you guys. I am kind of afraid of her now.
and so is my avatar, clearly
and so this is MY avatar…
Hahahaha.
Hahaha.
That made my day.
Hahahahaha.
Made my day.
Hahahaha.
People pay money to see White Trash Capades?
The only “work” she gets is commenting on random World’s Dumbest Criminals shows, but that’s only because she is one. And her bangs look awesome! Do you know how long it takes to blowdry them straight and stand there coaxing them into a mushroom curl with a medium barrel curling iron only to have to spray them with 1/3 of a can of Aquanet at the precise moment? I haven’t tried that since 1992.
Exactly what I was thinking…I know exactly how to do that with my bangs, but haven’t gone there since high school (circa 1992 for me, as well).
Tonya lives just outside of Vancouver Washington
{Unfortunately for those of us that live here}
I remember on day some 6 years ago I went to fill up my Jeep at the station down the road from Me, well Tonya was there sitting on the tail gate of her white truck trying to get people to buy picture with an autograph. I laughed and went in to pay..on coming out she tried to see if I wanted one, I wouldn’t want one if you gave it to me for FREE!.
Other customers started to laugh too, I pumped my gas laughing as she gave me dirty looks.
She used to be written up in our local paper ever time she got drunk and got into a fight with a boy friend etc but as late she’s been kinda quite.
Coo-coo-kachoo, Crazy as a loon. And she is seriously out of her mind if she thinks I will pay my hard earned money to go and see her. Not on your life. Oh and I love the bangs!
Holy Fuck… ‘roid rage.
She seems like she can’t decide whether to whup ass or weep. Scary.
Yes, she doesn’t seem bitter or angery at all. She CLEARLY doesn’t care that her name is used that way.
I would NEVER pay money to she her, I’m not sure how much someone would have to pay ME to see her sad behind.
Now that we’re (finally) not going to be using Guatanamo…
I used to compete against her, in the pre-kneecapping days. She was a trashy, bra-stuffing snot then, and hasn’t really changed.
Tonya makes sense here. That interviewer is a dipshit.
Did I hear somewere she was a porn star? Now that would be a 24 beer movie.
can’t see the picture