Quotables

March 3rd, 2009 by Wendie


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“My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

Kanye West in his VH1 Storytellers documentary, sharing the biggest disappointment of his life.

You know what the greatest pain in my life is?  Having to write about Kanye West every time he comes up with a quote intended to keep his name in the media.  Or, you know, every time he decides to punch a pap.


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24 Responses to “Quotables”

  1. Roma says:

    Really? Because I was at the SNL taping that you performed live, and one of my greatest pains in life is that I can’t get that time back.

  2. Southern Sweety says:

    Damn, will this man ever loose any of his egotistical (sp?) ways? He makes me sick with all his bs comments, his music could maybe be decent if he would just stop talking other then making his so called raps.

  3. lola says:

    HAHAHA Roma. Kanye is such a dumb prick.

  4. Trini says:

    Jeez, what a douche!
    Thank goodness I can honestly say I have NEVER supported this arrogant ass.

  5. triy says:

    Another “iconic” douchebag, next!

  6. Pilar says:

    WTF?!?!

  7. Squeeziee says:

    I couldn’t care less about Kanye – just need to see if how my new gravatar (of my adorable rottweiler puppy, Peanut) looks. Damn you beet for giving me yet another another thing to waste my time on, when I should be doing work…
    Now to play Diner Dash!

  8. Just me, J says:

    What a pompous windbag! When will his 15 minutes be up?

  9. Soup says:

    Wait who was it thats mother died then? I thought it was his…
    If it is was then why couldn’t he say something like “My greatest pain in life is that my mother will never see her grandchildren…” or something logical like that.
    That is so sad that someone would be that full of themselves. I mean even to keep your name in the media.

  10. Leaftlet says:

    Kanye is an ugly, ugly man. Its fucking unforgiveable, I can’t believe we buy his records.

  11. Melissa says:

    On Kanye and his new butt-fucking-ugly girlfriend: “I hate both of you ebony and ivory motha fuckas…. I TELL YOU!”

  12. GetYourAdverbsHere says:

    Why does he always look like a creepy plastic doll? He’s like some museum figure from the future, “and here we have a classic Jackass from the year 2009.”

  13. mireee says:

    self-absorbed little prick

  14. erykah says:

    Its a good thing the death of his mother doesn’t pain him as much as not seeing himself “live.” WTF does that mean anyway?!

  15. Reno says:

    It has always been a problem for me when a troll of a human-being has an ego the size of the bridge they must live under – Kanye West creeps me out!!!

  16. carmey says:

    thats what i was just thinking…”didnt your mother just die dude?”

    asswipe.

  17. Jennifer says:

    His “music” is total crap. I never did understand why the media and public at large elevated this self indulgent D-bag to such a high level. Any hack could do what he does. Rap’s credibility ended with the demise of Run DMC IMO.

  18. ThatLisa says:

    I am getting confused. Is he purposely saying the dumbest shit possible, just because he knows we will talk about him?? Does he want us to hate him?

    if so, well played kanye

  19. Persistent Cat says:

    I don’t think we’re being supportive enough about his pain. I don’t own a pair of Christian Louboutins. On my way to work, I take a shortcut through the Children’s Hospital, several funeral homes, a soup kitchen and an orphanage and all I see is crying and I totally understand. I have an emptiness too. I like to stop and lament with them as I don’t have a pair of black patent leather Prive’s. Although things got a little heated at the Children’s hospital when they found out Prive was the name of a shoe.

    • Jennifer says:

      Oh the Humanity! And all this time I thought my life was tragic because I haven’t been bestowed with the title of Countess yet. Being forced to wear JCPenney shoes is way worse, I feel your pain. :)

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