The Circle of Life

March 1st, 2009 by Soleil


carmen-electra

Carmen Electra started out shakin her ass for Prince. After that, she got naked for Playboy, people started paying her to talk on shows like Singled Out and Baywatch, and now slowly but surely she’s sunk back to the original career low of shaking her ass for a man with a guitar.

Hopefully she will gather up her dignity and fade quietly into obscurity instead of pulling a Pamela Anderson and miming taking a dump on a runway in a glorified cocktail waitress uniform for a buck.


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11 Responses to “The Circle of Life”

  1. leo says:

    she looks kinda sad

  2. DivaJulia says:

    Her pull date is expired.

  3. UncleJam says:

    Actually, this time around she’s shaking her ass for a *woman* with a guitar. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.

    See this blog post for explanation:
    http://laist.com/2009/02/26/sam_on_chelsea_girls.php

    • Soleil says:

      Actually, the boot that is about to become intimately acquainted with her poonanny is attached to the foot of a man. I added another thumbnail – the band itself is made up of all females though.

  4. kungfumama says:

    I thought it was Lemmy from Motorhead

  5. mark says:

    I think she is still hot.

    • me says:

      yeah.. I always had a softspot for Carmen.. I had many bathroom sessions during my teenage years thanks to her

  6. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she looks rough and rather tranny-like in the face.

  7. PoliteTia says:

    That last shot of her reminds me of Ann Margaret.
    I never understood her fan base? Who or what was her demographic appeal that would pay money to see her? Did she think about that?
    Leo is correct. Carmen looks sad.

  8. lemmy says:

    do0d that is totes lemmy. or his unfortunate doppelganger. motorhead rulez yo!!!

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