I Wish I Were Cool Like You, Amber Rose
March 1st, 2009 by Evil Beet
Let’s talk about Kanye West’s new girlfriend, Amber Rose, who accompanied Kanye for some shopping and lunch on Sunset today.
I can’t even tell you how jealous I am of this look.
I wish I could wander around LA in February wearing a see-through half-tank with no bra, faux denim hot pants and fuck-me heels. And don’t forget the cigarette!
What a radical departure from social norms, Amber! You’re so awesome. I wish I had the guts to show up at uber-expensive restaurants looking like I just finished my hooking gig at the trailer park. Looking respectable is so passe. You are totally the future of fashion … at the Bunny Ranch. Airforce Amy is going to take a break from blowing lines to call Kmart and see if they have those heels in stock. That’s the kind of trend-setter you are.
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Yum.
I just want her to have hair. She need to call up Britney and ask if she can borrow some of her old ones. Brit is doing well now I don’t think she’ll be needing them.
That’s a tranny isn’t it?
Trannies don’t have waist/hip ratios like that. Are you blind?
I think the detail in her ensemble that I like the best is the wide elastic waist on the shorts. It says sexiness AND comfort.
I think she was going for the retro look. Well, at least with the shorts. She is definitely different, just like her beau.
she is ugly…
are those elastic waistband shorty shorts? i don’t see kanye being accepting of the elastic waistband.
she is ugly
I think she looks hot. Props for being fearless!
Like the other readers, it is the elastic on the shorts that I find the most disturbing…
shorts like that are really popular in australia.. for boardshorts.. :S
I thought she was a lesbian!? Is Kanye really all that cool with his CAPSLOCK rants, that he can turn a girl straight?
hey dontcha know dykes are the new fags.
Wow, it’s like a car crash. Can’t…look…away…
There is just so much wrong with this look I can’t even begin to comprehend it.
i feel sorry for her, not only is she friggin ugly, and has no sense of fashion, but she’s dating that fucking arrogant asshole… Poor girl..
I am so sick of people dressing all stupid in the name of fashion..
you look horrible, Amber Rose (god that’s an awful name). seriously. you could just wear like a simple dress and look wonderful. but you have to dress yourself up like an idiot because you are sooooo unique.
barf
eewwww……
filthy gorgeous.
Phew, I’m just relieved that you were being sarcastic.
I was like, “Uh, I guess she’s kind of unique-looking…that’s neat…”
This would be a totally appropriate look if she were a hooker. That’s pretty much it. I have to give her credit for the lack of hair, though. It doesn’t look too good but I can admire her for being brave enough to go with it.
She kinda looks like a bald, whorish Jennifer Aniston.
I wonder if she tells Kanye West just how overrated he is while she’s screwing him in the ass with her usually tucked away wiener.
You’re such a JAP, Beet.
His mom would probably not be proud of this choice. But who knows, maybe Amber is intelligent. Then we can really hate her.
And she has bad posture, too.
She has a bangin body tho, that’s for sure!!
Damn straight.
She looks like she’s wearing a denim diaper.
I’m not sure what looks she’s going for. Sad…..but I love her shoes.
just think about where those lips were last night!
I think she is VERY HOT!
i second that, how many girls can pull of having a shaved head??????
I really like her shoes actually, but definitely not with that outfit!
Uh yea her shoes are hot.
They were in the last edition of Vogue, and cost $850 dollars.
I looked it up. I can’t remember what designer they are….
everything else blah – but those shoes damn….lol
shoes are from bottega veneta
She looks like a Top Model reject. You know, the kind that gets kicked off because Tyra gave them a shitty makeover.
LOL, that’s a good call!
the shoes are fierce!! love them.
Love the Sarcasm Beet! Although to be honest I thought she must have been a ANTM reject too…
really, really not digging the outfit, but i’d be lying if i said i found her unattractive. i really do love girls who can pull off that no hair thing.
love the shoes
I hate what she is wearing, but her curves are kickin. I’d definately go there.
and then keep the shorts because they look like maternity shorts…..
why do people insist on using the word fierce? please everyone, for the love of god, let that word die already!!
Thank you, Nichole. I’m beginning to find that word cringe worthy.
We have Tyra to thank for it killing that word.
I have one word for this and that word is….HUH?
i like.. kind of a “butchered the barbie” look. i mean tall, tan, curvy and blond. Then shave the head add funny glasses. Buuuut probable wouldn’t work anywhere else then LA. It’s a free pass to be half nude.
I think it’s great that Kayne is letting everyone know that he loves the c*ck. Truly inspirational.
I think she is so hot. and im sure she manhandles kanye in the boudoir. he prolly starts whining about being tired and then she smacks him saying ” shut up bitch on your knees” you know that’s how Ye likes
Here is her king magazine spread.
http://icedotcom.blogspot.com/2009/01/amber-rose-new-smooth-magazine-spread.html
This interview is hilarious.
Q: When do you think about sex?
A: When I see Barack Obama on TV I would so have sex with him. He is the sexiest man alive. He is a beautiful powerful man.
If there is a Barack/Amber scandal Bill Clinton would be making the jokes.
Okay! the only thing which is coming in my mind is……………………………………OMG! OMG! OMG!
I actually just laughed so hard! hahah what a tool!
she is so pretty .. i want to see more of her and iif she can look that good with no hair who care what she has on…
she is so pretty .. i want to see more of her and iif she can look that good with no hair who care what she has on…
I must admit that if I had a shape like that I wouldn’t worry about having hair on my head either. She can always slap a good wig on.
very cool lady,it must attract all the peoples’ eyes in the street.
Dang..some of yall are serious haters..let her do her thing!! if your not wearing the outfit dont worry about it..worry about what the hell you look like when you go out!! she is a pretty girl wearing what makes her happy not other people.