Good news!

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan have rescheduled the gig they flaked out on due to hangovers illness on Valentine’s Day.

The duo will host and DJ at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel on March 7 — and tickets are only $20!

Here’s a shot of Samantha and Lindsay holding hands as they left Samantha’s acoustic gig at Genghis Khan last night. For video of Samantha performing earlier that night, click here.

Turns out something on this planet can compete with American Idol!

Barack Obama’s first speech to Congress was a ratings win, bringing in 52.4 million viewers across cable and broadcast networks. VERY impressive, Mr. President!

Whatever. I’m still bitter than they moved Idol for this speech. It just messes up my whole week to have Idol airing Wednesday/Thursday. Don’t you think the country should have to vote on things like this? Why couldn’t Obama have given this speech on Monday? How do I watch Top Chef and Idol tonight? And do my recap?? It’s like nobody thinks about my needs anymore.

You can watch President’s full address in the video above.

BNL lead singer Steven Page has left the group to “pursue a solo career” after getting busted with a shitload of cocaine last summer.

“These guys are my brothers. We’ve grown up together over the past twenty years. I love them and wish them all the best in the future,” said Steven in a statement that did not mention the drug bust.

Do you guys think this’ll be the end of the group? Or does anyone even listen to BNL these days anyway? I mean, I always smile when “If I Had a Million Dollars” comes on the radio, but I didn’t realize they were putting out new material … except for the kids album they released last summer right before the drug bust, featuring the hit single “If I Had a Million Dollars (I’d Buy Even More Blow, Kids!)”.

Kevin Federline is in talks with with Gerard Guez to design a line of clothing … for kids!

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

Really? Who the hell buys a little kid a pair of True Religions? If that’s how you’ve been spending your money, you deserve to be broke right now!

Tee hee, I’m just having so much fun in my head coming up with names for the potential K-Fed kids fashion line.

What do you guys think he should call it?

I can barely see the laptop screen through my tears.

Girl Next Door Holly Madison and Criss Angel, starfucker magician extraordinaire, have called it quits, and Holly’s moved back to LA.

“She was very much in love with him, and they’re still very close friends,” a source close to the former couple [said], adding that the decision to split was mutual.

“It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn’t devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals.”

The 29-year-old Madison and 41-year-old Angel had been cohabitating at the magician’s Sin City abode since December, but the Playboy pinup recently moved back in with family.

Ummm, didn’t Holly just quit her job at Playboy so she could spend more time in Vegas with Criss? (But not before she blasted her former employer online and then rescinded her comments.) Where is Holly going to work now? What the hell’s she qualified for? Hustler? Nah, Holly’s a creative type with a good eye for beauty. Betcha anything she launches yet another accessories/fashion line.

Holly can now add herself to the looooong list of Hollywood hotties the gross magician has fucked and discarded — including Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz. CONGRATS HOLLY!

Now how long until Kendra Wilkinson and her football fiance break up?

I guess things didn’t work out between Morgan Freeman and his mistress, with whom he was in a car accident last summer, right before he and his wife decided to get divorced.

The woman, Demaris Meyer, filed a lawsuit against Morgan in a Mississippi court today, claiming Morgan was drinking heavily the night of the car accident.

According to a lawsuit filed today in Mississippi federal court, Demaris Meyer claims on the night of the crash, she first met up with Freeman at dinner — where she noticed “throughout the course of dinner and afterward drinks were consumed by Freeman.”

Meyer then says she left dinner and met up with Freeman and others at a friend’s home. She claims Freeman “had at least one more drink” while there. She claims Freeman then invited her to stay at his home for the night — guaranteeing her not only her own bedroom, but her “own house.” She says she agreed.

Meyer claims at around 11:30 PM, while Freeman drove her to his home, Morgan lost control of the car and “ran off of the right side of the highway.” Meyer says she suffered a broken left wrist and right scapula, a torn labrum in her right shoulder and numerous bruises and lacerations.

At a press conference today, Meyer said she and Freeman were “just friends” — despite widespread rumors that she was his mistress.

Why wouldn’t she have filed this lawsuit immediately after the crash???

Oh, right, because he hadn’t dumped her ass yet …

So I just ran these photos of Paris Hilton landing at Narita Airport in Japan. A few minutes later, I came across the same set of photos from a different photo provider … and I swear that is Doug Reinhardt from The Hills in the background there. The photo agency doesn’t have him tagged, but I am 99% sure that’s him.

Doug is Amanda Bynes’ ex-boyfriend, and he’s been rumored to be dating Paris for a couple weeks now.

I guess it’s for real if she’s dragging him along with her to Tokyo!

Is she “in love” again???