What Should Kevin Federline Call His Kids Fashion Line??
February 25th, 2009 by Evil Beet
Kevin Federline is in talks with with Gerard Guez to design a line of clothing … for kids!
“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”
Really? Who the hell buys a little kid a pair of True Religions? If that’s how you’ve been spending your money, you deserve to be broke right now!
Tee hee, I’m just having so much fun in my head coming up with names for the potential K-Fed kids fashion line.
What do you guys think he should call it?
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Fed Threads~~~~~Kev’s Kids~~~~Wigger Wear
InBred Threads? maybe
That’s a good one!
Wigger Wear- Luv it! W to the 2nd power people!
THE FED-UP LINE
A failure!
Cute Accidents
FTW! ha
How about ‘Little Gold Diggers’…?
Fed’s Reserve
K-Fed’s Reserve
K-Fiddy’s Kiddies
Punkowear
Spawn Don’s
How ’bout a play on the kids’ names:
Sean James
Sean Jayden
Preston James
Or maybe “K-12 Fed” ;-)
Trash.
Delightfully White Trash
Sold out of the trunk of every broken down 87 Bronco located in Trailer Parks across the country!
Spawn Profit.
Who the hell buys a little kid a pair of True Religions? If that’s how you’ve been spending your money, you deserve to be broke right now!
AGREED.
ugh K-fed is so fat now. not cute.
Exactly.
Except I never found him cute. Always found him douchey.
Hmmmm….
How about… “cept-fo”
“For the man who would be living on a park bench “cept-fo” his baby mama’s cash…”
hahahaha. I second this one.
CEPT-FO!!!!
We have a winner!! lol
ha.
That’s hilarious!
LOL!
Fed’s Keds.
Cash-in Fashions
Coat-Tails
How about:
“Another Pseudo Celebrity Line of Clothing Not Designed by Said Celebrity and Doomed to Fail.”
PWT (Po white trash)
For Kevin’s line of clothing, I think the name “Douchewear” would sell
Dear Beet,
No matter what he calls his clothing line, I respectfully request that in the future you use only fat pictures of K-Fed when posting about him. Cuz they’re REALLY funny. K. Thanks. Bye.
ahaha agreed!