Kanye West’s Newest Lady Love Loves Ladies
February 25th, 2009 by Wendie
Kanye West debuted his new girlfriend, Amber Rose, at Fashion Week. It turns out, his new love has a few skeletons in the closet. She’s not just a former stripper and nude model, and with a name like Amber Rose it’s practically a requirement to have such a career, but she’s also a former lesbian. Her ex-girlfriend, Tre, is said to be devastated to have been dumped for the caps lock loving Kanye.
Pictures of Amber and Tre, in happier, pre-penis days, can be found here.
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Wow-she looks just like Kanye!
his mouth looks like my rottweiler’s butt hole.
omg!!! its so true!!! kayne is the guy version of her ex!!!!
ew, he looks like an old sick man. I don’t think I could ever kiss that face and think happy thoughts lol
OFG she was with the femaile version of Kanye. Creepy….
That is not a human being standing next to Kanye. Clearly it is some sort of artificial lifeform, built by an alien society, and sent here to interact with us and learn our ways…like in that Eddie Murphy movie no one saw.
Maybe Kanye has a vagina – just throwin that out there.
it makes sense. he did say that he’d “do anything for a blonde dyke”. hes into that, apparently.
THANK YOU!
i wad thinking i’d have to be the first to bring up that lyric.
could he have been thinking of this one all along?
HILARIOUS!!!
AHAHAHAHA, I am so glad someone else thought this, ’cause I was about to jump on that.
She reminds me of the Hitler Youth.
Why does someone have to be a former lesbian? Why cant they be bisexual.
I know I rant about this a lot, but damn it, the Kinsey scale was a scale people, not two boxes you could tick!
Did his new g/f turn Michael Jackson on us? In her old pictures one might say she’s black…
I know! I clicked the old pix and got the surprise of a lifetime when i saw that she was “black”
The fact that Kanye is dating a mannequin somehow doesn’t surprise me.
I totally thought the same thing! Before reading the entry, I thought he was standing next to some wax figure in Mdm Tussaud.
Isn’t anyone noticing that Amber Rose is the literal barbie girl? She is like entirely made out of plastic!
I dont get the bald head either.. Grow some hair woman.
She looks so fake, especially with that barbie tan lol.
SHES NOT TAN SHES BLACK
She’s actually half Italian, half Cape Verdean (an island off the coast of Africa, colonized by the Portuguese) I think it’s an awesome mix lol
Lol I totally thought the same thing! Before reading the entry, I thought he was standing next to some wax figure in Mdm Tussaud.
She was a stripper at sue’s in NYC? lmfao.. Sue’s isn’t actually in NYC, it’s in Mount Vernon which is walking distance from the Bronx (like cambridge is to boston). Anyway, Sue’s is the ghettoest strip club I’ve ever been to. Mostly black chicks with stretch marks and bullet wounds. I think Fat Joe mentioned it once in one of his songs
well delilahs is like the creme the de la strip club in philly.
Kanye babe, just come out of that sequined closet already. We know you dance around your house to ABBA in your thong.
THANK YOU!! I know Kanye was “closet” after seeing that MTV interview he did a couple of years back…he went on and on and on and on about how the hip-hop community treats gay people. How the hip-hop community should be more accepting. I was sitting there like “WTF”!! That’s when I knew he was “closet”.
Is being a former lesbian considered a skeleton in the closet?
I guess you could say I have a skeleton on my front porch (cause I still am).
He is one strange loser of a man, and so is she!
I thought he was gay…
This is very typical Rock Star behavior, you always get the girl that
likes girls = more fun!
As, long as it doesn’t go the Basic Instinct route (and it always does! : )
How do you become a former lesbian? err?
Do people not understand the concept of being bisexual? You don’t have to stick to one gender…I don’t see what is so scandalous about this situation.
Do people not understand the idea of someone being bisexual? You don’t have to stick to just one gender. I don’t see whats so scandalous about this situation. Perhaps that she was a stripper, but to each his own…
This chick is unbelieveably attractive. I saw pic of her porportions, shes like..out of this world hot shit.
eww you’re gross. i want to know why they both look so plastic-foggy. eww.
I totally agree I think she is gorgeous.
me too
Like she’s pretty, but weird looking. And he’s Kanye West. He could have ANYONE! and he chose her, really?
I fucking hate kanye west.
but i love his gf. haha. she reminds me of david bowie’s guitarist… mostly because she’s gorgeous and bald
I think everyone that is downing her is a HATA!!!
SHE IS SUPA FLY!!
AND VERY UNIQUE