Comments on: More Oscar Red Carpet Uh…Beauty. And I’ll Eat A Spider If Angelina Jolie Wears A Color In The Next Thirty Days http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/ Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Thu, 26 Nov 2009 20:32:05 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: melissa oatts http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-484687 melissa oatts Mon, 04 May 2009 20:03:17 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-484687 Time to move on for Robin. She could do so much better. He is scum. She is still one of the most beautiful women in hollywood but she has been incredibly scared by Penn. Please let her be loved by someone who really cares. Time to move on for Robin. She could do so much better. He is scum. She is still one of the most beautiful women in hollywood but she has been incredibly scared by Penn. Please let her be loved by someone who really cares.

]]> By: bitemebitch http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-449160 bitemebitch Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:47:12 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-449160 Hey Ang! Sorry about your luck! Karma's a mofo and Aniston owned you, bitch! Hey Ang! Sorry about your luck! Karma’s a mofo and Aniston owned you, bitch!

]]> By: Lupe http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-449018 Lupe Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:29:16 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-449018 Miley - dazzling look on first glance, but all those little tier pieces of skirt look like ginormous fish scales. I can't look at her without thinking "chicken of the sea". Also, bless her soul, the scale (no pun intended) is all wrong - she's a petite girl, and gets lost in this (way too grown-up) dress. Angelina - I usually like her, but it would be so nice to see her shake things up a little bit. Some color, some shape... something? Anything?! Beyonce - this dress employs every slimming trick in the book - black on the sides, slimmer silhouette on top; form-fitting with the sudden flare (same shape as several of the dresses, to be fair)... but the fabric - huh?! She's a beautiful woman and looks great in solid colors with a little sparkle thrown in. This probably wasn't her stylists' best work, but it's not that bad. And for the disclaimer - thank GOD I don't have to face jillions of cameras and hope strangers don't rip on me in the press. A to all of them for effort. Miley – dazzling look on first glance, but all those little tier pieces of skirt look like ginormous fish scales. I can’t look at her without thinking “chicken of the sea”. Also, bless her soul, the scale (no pun intended) is all wrong – she’s a petite girl, and gets lost in this (way too grown-up) dress.

Angelina – I usually like her, but it would be so nice to see her shake things up a little bit. Some color, some shape… something? Anything?!

Beyonce – this dress employs every slimming trick in the book – black on the sides, slimmer silhouette on top; form-fitting with the sudden flare (same shape as several of the dresses, to be fair)… but the fabric – huh?! She’s a beautiful woman and looks great in solid colors with a little sparkle thrown in. This probably wasn’t her stylists’ best work, but it’s not that bad.

And for the disclaimer – thank GOD I don’t have to face jillions of cameras and hope strangers don’t rip on me in the press. A to all of them for effort.

]]> By: tally http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448867 tally Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:32:13 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448867 Angelina has lost her sex appeal -- she's too thin instead of voluptuous, her tattoos oddly look more and more like bruises, and her hair is way too matronly -- but seems to still think she's a vixen. Jen Aniston, meanwhile, wreaks of desperation -- she's a 40 year old woman who has no sense whatsoever that most 40-year-olds long ago left high school style and priorities (tanning, tanning, still obsessing over the hot boy that got away). Angelina has lost her sex appeal — she’s too thin instead of voluptuous, her tattoos oddly look more and more like bruises, and her hair is way too matronly — but seems to still think she’s a vixen.

Jen Aniston, meanwhile, wreaks of desperation — she’s a 40 year old woman who has no sense whatsoever that most 40-year-olds long ago left high school style and priorities (tanning, tanning, still obsessing over the hot boy that got away).

]]> By: Love the beet, hate beets http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448778 Love the beet, hate beets Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:43:28 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448778 What no Natalie Portman??? She rocked the red carpet. What no Natalie Portman??? She rocked the red carpet.

]]> By: laura http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448772 laura Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:35:01 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448772 Brangela... Didn't they look cute in matching black and darker hair as well. WOW! They must have had to do a lot of dope to not severly flinch when they didn't win. Loved that bit of a twitch, tho'. Bet he gets whipped for a few days. Should we tell her that tacky statement tatoos on the over 30 crowd are way passe? Did Eastwood even show?? He must have been pissed at how she tanked that movie for him. Talk about overacting by over screaming. Maybe her next film can be the life of Octomom...or maybe 'Eeek I am Octomom' Anyone else think mini-Penn(is) is trying to run for office, with the JFK hairdo? He might be better to try for an orifice, since he is one. Brangela… Didn’t they look cute in matching black and darker hair as well. WOW! They must have had to do a lot of dope to not severly flinch when they didn’t win. Loved that bit of a twitch, tho’. Bet he gets whipped for a few days. Should we tell her that tacky statement tatoos on the over 30 crowd are way passe?
Did Eastwood even show?? He must have been pissed at how she tanked that movie for him. Talk about overacting by over screaming.
Maybe her next film can be the life of Octomom…or maybe ‘Eeek I am Octomom’
Anyone else think mini-Penn(is) is trying to run for office, with the JFK hairdo? He might be better to try for an orifice, since he is one.

]]> By: sf http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448647 sf Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:57:45 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448647 great post, wendie! great post, wendie!

]]> By: Jennifer http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448630 Jennifer Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:43:48 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448630 Angelina looks so Pompous at these things like we're privledged just to see her appear. She needs a makeover ASAP too, sick of her wearing black with the old lady hair and makeup. Angelina looks so Pompous at these things like we’re privledged just to see her appear. She needs a makeover ASAP too, sick of her wearing black with the old lady hair and makeup.

]]> By: Jennifer http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448624 Jennifer Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:41:13 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448624 I hate that granola eating D-Bag Penn, I so wanted Mickey Rourke to win just to hear him say some crazy shit... I hate that granola eating D-Bag Penn, I so wanted Mickey Rourke to win just to hear him say some crazy shit…

]]> By: YoMomma http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448617 YoMomma Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:37:30 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448617 Those emeralds blew me away. At first I thought they were just cheap opaque green glass. But then I read they were 115 carat earrings (each???) and a 65 carat emerald ring. Very striking and different. Amy Adams necklace was beautiful. Goes great with her eyes and the red dress. Those emeralds blew me away. At first I thought they were just cheap opaque green glass. But then I read they were 115 carat earrings (each???) and a 65 carat emerald ring. Very striking and different. Amy Adams necklace was beautiful. Goes great with her eyes and the red dress.

]]> By: Caz2 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448612 Caz2 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 18:34:22 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448612 Sophia Loren would still be beautiful if it weren't for the caked on make-up. :/ Sophia Loren would still be beautiful if it weren’t for the caked on make-up. :/

]]> By: dpizzle http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/02/23/more-oscar-red-carpet-uhbeauty-and-ill-eat-a-spider-if-angelina-jolie-wears-a-color-in-the-next-thirty-days/comment-page-1/#comment-448462 dpizzle Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:14:00 +0000 http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/?p=29396#comment-448462 Jenny, I totally caught that too!!! I was stunned. She seemed so proud of him and he was probably too lost in the moment to really care. I think he probably didn't realize what he was doing... but still.... you and I and tons of other people totally saw it too! Sucks. His speech was awesome though. Jenny, I totally caught that too!!! I was stunned. She seemed so proud of him and he was probably too lost in the moment to really care. I think he probably didn’t realize what he was doing… but still…. you and I and tons of other people totally saw it too! Sucks. His speech was awesome though.

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