WHERE’S HARVEY?!

February 22nd, 2009 by Soleil


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Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan and Peter Andre hit up the GBK’s Oscar Lounge At SLS Hotel with their children Junior and Princess. Unfortunately, there is a key element missing from this equation.

WHERE IS HARVEY?!

I don’t want to see hide or hair of either of these mofos unless Jordan is dressed like some sort of unicorn rainbow hooker or Harvey’s beaming face is in tow. THEM’S THE RULES!

As for Peter, I don’t actually need to see him ever.


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23 Responses to “WHERE’S HARVEY?!”

  1. Amanda_H says:

    That man has the worst case of gayface I’ve ever seen. If those kids didn’t look so much like him I wouldn’t believe he had ever even touched a cooze. He looks like if Jordan dropped her pants he would just giggle like a little school girl and run away to go play with glitter.

    • mireee says:

      “a little school girl and run away to go play with glitter.” ahahahahahahaha ahahahah ahahahah ahahahahhahahahahahaha I can totally imagine him doing it and that’s even funnier!!!

  2. briana says:

    wait who are these people exactly?

  3. Holly says:

    What the hell are you on about? Who is harvey?

    • Ray says:

      Harvey is Katie’s eldest child. He was born as a result of an affair with a football (soccer)player. The father disputed paternity until the DNA was confirmed but refused to see the child because he was born with serious disabilities. As far as I am aware he has never visited his child.

      Harvey was born with septo-optic dysplasia, making him blind and has numerous other health issues including autism and growth problems as a result.

    • Dmarie says:

      I know, change topic halfway through much?

  4. Squeeziee says:

    That’s Jordan (or Katie Price as we must now call her), who is probably one of the most commercially sucessful page 3 girls ever. And her husband was once a popstar many years ago.
    I can’t help it – I love her, especially since I see her around now and again (we live in the same area). I also love that the only famous people in my area are Jordan and Peter Andre. Brilliant.

    • Heatherlyisaverb says:

      Do you see them with Harvey? I get the feeling he gets swept under the carpet a bit. The Unbeautiful One.

      • ThatLisa says:

        no I think they just understand that taking him to red carpets etc would be torture– more so to him than them

      • Heatherlyisaverb says:

        If my memory seves correctly, they were not very understanding of his needs on their reality tv show, laughing at his struggles, teaching him to swear and curse.

        Just wondered if they take him out with the other kids around their home area.

      • S says:

        No, Jordan is the unbeautiful one.
        She’s repulsive.
        By rights she should live in a skip.
        She was ugly BEFORE the surgery and now she’s worse.
        She probably stinks too.
        PLEASE keep her over there – do you not have a canyon you could throw her down or something?

      • Heatherlyisaverb says:

        sigh… I did not mean that Harvey was unbeautiful. I meant that with a disability PERHAPS he is seen as less than picture perfect and questioned if he was fully integrated into the family dynamic.

        Sacasm people, sarcasm.

  5. slouchy says:

    Unicorn rainbow hooker? Ba hahaha! Exactly.

  6. kayceda says:

    I don’t find it remotely funny to be picking on a child who has physical and developmental disabilities. It seems to happen throughout the gossip sites. Raising a child with a disability is difficult. We accept our children for who they are; wonderful kids. Being a bully and teasing these children is not acceptable.

  7. yayay says:

    i love harvey :) he’s a perfect boy to me! i also agree w/ kayceda.

  8. Londoner says:

    Peter isn’t gay, he’s gorgeous.

    I like Katie too. And the kids are lovely – especially Junior.

  9. Caz2 says:

    Anyone who has been here a while and remembers the Beet’s ChickenpoxGate involving Princess? ;)

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