The Oscars Are Starting!
February 22nd, 2009 by Soleil
So far they just have pics of the “tv personalities” up so I will leave the massive gown post to Beet or Wendie. In the meantime, here are some red carpet pics from last nights Pre-Oscar Dinner at Chateau Marmont.
Angie Harmon = Gorilla Shoulders. ‘Nuff said.
Jaime King = Shiny does not equal formal. This looks like one of Blanche Devereaux’ sexy time ensembles. Your hair looks very lush and nourished though.
Debra Messing = Not everyone is blessed in the mammary region, which is fine, but in the space of one outfit you’ve taken away your waist and given yourself cankles thus making yourself a rectangle in black tutu. Not good.
Julianne Moore = Just Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Although Dita Von Teese is giving magnificent face I think I will have to award best overall to Camilla Belle and her prodigious brows. Dita ruined it with the velvet shower curtain thing she’s wearing.
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Thank God tomorrow is the weekday. (I can’t believe I’m saying that) but Soleil bores me to tears!
So far, the Oscars are really entertaining. This Pineapple Express thing, freaking hilarious. So was the Ben Stiller/ Joaquin Phoenix thing. Oh, and so was Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress.
Ha ha – I have never understood all of the fascination with SJP. There have been very few times I have liked what she is wearing.
yay kate!!!!!!!!
agreed!!!!!
Slumdog totally stole the show. Which we could all predict.
Mickey was completely robbed. Sean Penn is an ass. He won for playing a slain gay rights activist and then gets up and says “homo-loving” in his speech. Wtf?
pretty sure he was joking
oh and then he went on to preach against prop 8. so yeah. he is obviously pro gay rights
dude…. he didn’t mean it the way you are interpreting it. I think most people got his humor. Are you a gay man? Why so sensitive?
I also think he was robbed, But I didn’t see the movie. I can’t help but wonder what we missed in a Mickey Rourke acceptance speech, especially when I watch this– http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/22/mickey-rourkes-spirit-awa_n_168965.html I think Mickey Rourke is my new hero.
I can’t believe people actually care what people wear to this shit. It’s fucking clothing.
its a gossip site. more clothes than quantum physics or environmental grandstanding. You may want the Jim Lehrer Report website.
sorry, heatherly – i didn’t see your post before i posted mine. great minds, i guess!
Spoken like someone who lives in flannel and khaki. I for one love clothing.
um really klipper?
you know, lots of people would think we are silly for caring about celebrity gossip in general. drop your elitist attitude
it’s a celebrity gossip site, klipper. we aren’t doing quantum physics here.
Steven Hawking ain’t got nothin on us!
Just wondering why there were sooo many pictures of Miley Cyrus posted on Yahoo and don’t you think it is a bit much. Also, when did Sarah Jessica Parker get such large breasts?