Somebody is Gonna Be Spending Some Extra Time at Church…
February 21st, 2009 by Soleil
Sweet Minty Jesus.
How awesome is that picture juxtaposed with Miley’s inspirational quote?
Miley’s reputed main squeeze, Justin Gaston, recently did a racy shoot with VMan Magazine. Good thing Justin and Miley are both *ahem* chaste and uh…regular church goers. Otherwise, I could see how Billy Ray might consider revoking his apparent sanctioning of this relationship. Any guy willing to get greased up, semi nude, and crotch- grabby probably shouldn’t be hanging out with someones hormonally charged rebellious teenage daughter.
For more pics of Justin sporting tight pants, mysterious bulges, and questionable hair see below.
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“I’ve been trying to get Miley to play with me, but she won’t.”
THAT statement should be juxtaposed with the crotch-grabbing picture.
that is exactly what i was thinking!!!
there has been not a lot of posting at all… whatsoever.
Yeah, I kind of agree. I was really rooting for soleil, but I think she needs to step up her game. She isn’t HALF as funny as beet or wendie. In fact, I haven’t lol’d at a single one of her posts yet…
no one mounts nets like gaston!
Beauty and the beast reference???
it was too good to pass up!
I hope to set a good example and that he can look up to me?!?!?! Is this MILEY saying this???? Honey you are THE LAST person that ANYONE should be looking up to! Good grief!
Couldn’t you have just linked to the post already about this?
yeah, i don’t understand why this happens frequently…
Possibly because they already ran the PHOTOS from the spread, but we had yet to see the awesome Miley quote that probably had not been released yet. But I guess you had to think to actually come to that realization, however, which is a lot to expect of some of Beet’s readers, I know…
Only two of them had quotes next to them. It was completely unnecessary to repost all the pictures. I knew EXACTLY why she posted them, and you assuming I didn’t is just rude. I just think it was dumb to repost them, and that the quotes weren’t really funny. She could have just as easily posted the two with the quote and then linked to the other post with the rest.
If my boy friend told me I could “look up to him”, I’d be extremely pissed off. Who says that?
Okay, we’ve already seen this picture before with a more clever and thoughtful posting. But of course, what is Soleli good for but reposting past blogs.
Seriously, it’s your job. Reread past blogs entries – and have life in your postings.
Bad choice in the weekend editor.
what a small dick …punk