One More Reason to Watch the Oscars
February 21st, 2009 by Soleil
Wanna see the rest?
While the rest of you are tuning into the Oscars to see who made the best/worst dressed lists I’ll be hunched in front of my tv with snacks and a warm towel waiting for Hugh Jackman to fulfill his promise.
Hugh is hosting Sunday’s Oscar Ceremonies and he told AP Press that he plans to go as God made him – naked and smiling.
“I haven’t told anyone this, but we are going to do most of it naked and we’re going to sing through the whole show,” the affable actor joked during an interview backstage at the Kodak Theatre.
But Hugh was quick to assure the interviewer that he wouldn’t just let it all hang out.
“There will be a strategic leaf placed here or there,” he said. “We don’t want to be distasteful or anything. This is a raw night. This is the Oscars. Raw emotion, that’s the quality we’re going for.”
Come on, Hugh! A quick glimpse of Wolverine’s twig ‘n’ berries would be GREAT for ratings. Just make sure you neaten that area up first, you’re a wee bit hairier above the waist then I generally like ‘em so I can only imagine the forest that treasure trail leads to.
Pic via Just Jared
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HOLY shit!! Thanks Beet, now I will have to watch some porn or call my ex boyfriend… :D
Sorry… Soleil! Confusion.
Yay nudity!
Soleil, you crack me up. “Treasure trail…”
…and with that my day just got 200% more sexy.
I’m so going to have to watch an X-Men film tonight.
I am so not an awards show person. I think I can make an exception this year. Perhaps I’ll just mute it in between his speaking parts. That body, that accent… Dear God.
He’s not that hairy.
“twig n berries” LOL =]
Just the right amount of body hair – not Sasquatch and not waxed.
yeah, there’s nothing wrong with his amount of body hair, but i don’t like the colour. i prefer firecrotches.
ew. red hair.
I doubt that Kate Winslet would object to accepting her Oscar naked. She certainly doesn’t mind showing everything she has in her movies.
That’s a hot piece of man. My goodness. Get him and Bear Grylls together, and it’s all over.
He’s so freaking HOT, too bad he’s gay just like that latin Hottie Ricky Martin. Grrrrr.
*gulp*
You gotta be awfully messy if ya need a warm towel!
He’s not gay. He’s been married to the same woman for years and they have two adopted children. Read his People interview where he’s voted sexiest man – he talks about the misconception of him being gay.
Tom Cruise has been married three times and has adopted kids. Just sayin’
Hot dang!